Time: George Gollin 'Making Money on Gov. Shutdown'

[Armando Ramos]

OMFG! That's one hideously mutated mutant! Actually, they are all hideous, but that one is particularly hideous.

Has another of Gollin's physics experiments gone awry? Has there been some sort of radiation leak at the Fermilab? Has Mrs. Hyphen stopped experimenting with mutant hogs and started in on humans?

I think it's time somebody took a geiger counter and did a sweep of the entire Gollin Plantation and all its inhabitants.

Somebody needs to check out what Grandma and Donald are really doing down there in the basement.

Has Champaign become The Island of Dr. Moreau?


George Gollin, center, a Democratic candidate for the Illinois 13th Congressional District seat currently held by U.S. Rep. Rodney Davis, R-Taylorville, holds a mutant at a protest Friday outside Davis' Champaign office. The protest, organized by MoveOn.org, the Campaign for Better Healthcare and Progressive Democrats of America, was held to demand that Davis vote to end the government shutdown.