University of Illinois Physicist --Too difficult to board an airplane

[Don Dresden]

"Well," Steffen observes, "I understand why airline people aren't calling me."

Typical physics dork, out of touch with reality, thinks that people are like his little electrons, to be manipulated without any regard to their humanity. At least he understands why people don't call him. Gollin still hasn't noticed the people snickering when he walks past.