University of Illinois Physicist --Too difficult to board an airplane

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A University of Illinois Physicist (Jason Steffen) tries to tackle the challenge of boarding an airplane faster, proved too difficult for him, airline industry does not ask for his wisdom.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130731/DA7SC3181.html

"Well," Steffen observes, "I understand why airline people aren't calling me."