Fishwrap Stalks Dixie

[Dickie Billericay]

The laughable Spokane Spokesman-Review has published an article about Dixie Randock's new and apparently entirely legal business. Wonder what bald, ass-scratching academic fraud put them up to that?

Billy Idol was in love with Cathy McGow-ow-ow-ow-an. George Sphincter Gollin is in love with Dixie Randock.

More than a decade after he first discovered her on the internet, and he still has an insatiable hard on for her. Although when you consider what he has waiting for him at home it's easy to see why.

He loves her, he is fascinated with her, he collects pictures of her, follows her, is infatuated with her... he adores her and finds her to be the most interesting creature he has ever known.

He will not rest unless his lady love is on the front page of the fishwrap... and he got her there again today. He wants it fabulous! He is probably rubbing one out over his computer screen this very minute.

Or as his domestic partner Mel no doubt tells him when she sees the look of love in his eye...