10-13-2012, 12:52 PM
Too bad gollum isn't posting at DD any more. Otherwise I would be looking forward to another one of his hilariously sociopathic explanations of this latest embarrassing mishap. Some sort of condescending "of course your simple minds can't comprehend how we intellectuals roll" story, complete with vacation travelogue and a "who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" conclusion.
Like when his wife got cited by the FDA for selling 386 mutant lab pigs to the public for food. Or when he got caught submitting a 16-person group project as his own independent dissertation work.
I'm trying to guess what he might have come up with, but not being a sociopath myself I really can't imagine. Teaching one entire class a semester instead of just one discussion session leaves no time? One or more pets or family members pooped on this year's application form? Just discovered that CHEA acronym does not stand for Council for Homosexual Educators Association?
Like when his wife got cited by the FDA for selling 386 mutant lab pigs to the public for food. Or when he got caught submitting a 16-person group project as his own independent dissertation work.
I'm trying to guess what he might have come up with, but not being a sociopath myself I really can't imagine. Teaching one entire class a semester instead of just one discussion session leaves no time? One or more pets or family members pooped on this year's application form? Just discovered that CHEA acronym does not stand for Council for Homosexual Educators Association?