Quote:Pope Smudge to replace Chief Illiniwek
1.  AssociatedPress
Aug 6 2005, 4:25 pm

Chief Illiniwek, the stereotypical savage Indian mascot, has been replaced by the University of Illinois.

The new mascot will be a stereotypical dirty papist known as Pope Smudge XXIII.  

University of Illinois administrator Melanie Loots-Gollin said that the new mascot was in keeping with the politically correct religious bias that permeates her university.  

"Redskins are dangerous and might scalp us if we piss them off," she said, "But nobody gives a shit about the fucking Catholics. So we are free to insult and degrade the filthy papists."
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2.  Guest
Aug 6 2005, 7:30 pm

New University of Illinois mascot Pope Smudge XXIII applies Catholic filth to papist noggins at pre-game party.



"This is a definite step up from that Injun we used to have," said University of Illinois administrator Melanie Loots-Gollin.  "This Ash Wednesday gag is so funny.  All these dumb ass papists walking around with a big fucking 'X' on their foreheads, I mean, come on, it's a riot!"

Pope Smudge, the new University of Illinois mascot, at work smearing dirt on the faces of school administrators before the big game this weekend.



Illini student Mary O'Connor has her forehead smudged with filth by new University of Illinois mascot Pope Smudge XXIII.
  


"The new mascot needs some practice," said University of Illinois student Suzie O'Malley.  "The smudge of crud on my forehead looks like a 'T' instead of a 'X.' Maybe he got us mixed up with Texas or something."



University of Illinois radical lesbian cheerleaders prepare to have dirt smeared on their foreheads by new papist mascot Pope Smudge XXIII.