DL Truth: Distance Learning Truth

After all, I must recognize the valiant efforts of all the morally flawless, self-righteous pundits at degreeinfo and degreediscussion. My limited abilities won't allow me to compose an anthem lyrical enough to celebrate these unselfish good men who brave all the dangers for the public's benefit, but here is what I did:
ANTHEM FOR DEGREEINFO AND DEGREEDISCUSSION