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Disappointing news from Toelicker Central:

John?Bear Wrote:Gregg appeared (unannounced) on the doorstep of a forum participant in another state, earlier this year. It was apparently rather challenging and difficult moment, and said person has chosen not to write about it.

http://forums.degreeinfo.com/showpost.ph...ostcount=9

Wonder who the lucky "said person" was who got a brain-addled socialist for a door prize? Some unfortunate Asian hooker? A pedophile-pandering porn peddler? An effeminate ersatz minister with a 60 member congregation?

John?Bear Wrote:Gregg appeared (unannounced) on the doorstep of a forum participant in another state, earlier this year.

When was this, October 31? Could have been a Halloween prankster dressed in the most gruesome costume imaginable:


I'm sure we all wish Gregg a quick and merciful end to his suffering, followed by an even quicker trip to the fiery infernos of the deepest level of Hades.

John?Bear Wrote:It was apparently rather challenging and difficult moment, and said person has chosen not to write about it.

If "said person" did not write about it, how did Bear know? Did "said person" send Bear a condomgram??

John?Bear Wrote:It was apparently rather challenging and difficult moment...

Another challenging and diffiicult moment in the life of Gregg DesElms. Time to pay the hooker, but.....


Maybe Janko will loan him his credit card.

Does anyone eally wonder if God doesn't have a way of sorting things out.

All the abusers seem to be overcome by personal grief.

DesElms is physically screwed, Israel is mentally screwed, Janko is hobbled, Gus is financially screwed, Chip is morally screwed .......

I had a prostate exam last week and the bastard didn't buy me dinner first. I'm going to be with you for a long time yet.

While looking through the DI DesElms thread, I noticed Abner posting a couple of times, including one in which he described Elmer as "a hero to me." Yeah, a real fuckin' hero - he spent a good part of his life patronizing Korean massage parlors and then, after being rejected by a Korean masseuse, orchestrated and assisted law enforcement in a campaign against the industry. Does that sound heroic? Where, in the bizarro world perhaps ... ???

DI DesElms thread

Speaking of Abner, I recalled that he had just said his goodbyes at DD and then quickly reappeared at DI. I bet that Gus is attributing his defection to the new look of Degreediscussion.

Abner's DD goodbye thread

Little?Arminius Wrote:While looking through the DI DesElms thread, I noticed Abner posting a couple of times, including one in which he described Elmer as "a hero to me."

Abner also describes his two heroes as "Christ and Cesar Chavez." Sounds like he's really looking forward to a cavity search and then spending a little quality time behind bars with father rapers. Too bad the guy is quitting because he sounds like a potential nominee for Elmer's replacement here. Anyone who would publicly claim to be a fan of both Elmer and Cesar Shave Ass should be locked up.
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Quote:Here are a couple of things to remember by. They combine music I like (punk), and a couple of my heros, Christ and Cesar Chavez. A side note. Please think of me next week. I will enter into a situation that will most likely end in my arrest.

The thread goes on with an appearance by Oxpecker. Bruce remembers fondly and wishes Gert Potgeiter would show up too. Silly ass. They are the same person. He still posts on some forums under another name but seems to avoid DI/DD with their overabundance of underqualified pompous assholes who think their crap degrees make them experts.


Everyone is fawning over DesElms and the advice he gave. Unfortunately much of it was wrong and he was constantly being corrected. Just another pompous ass whose body is riddled with disease. Wonder where he picked that up? Janko must have crapped when Elmer showed up on his doorstep.

Ben?Johnson Wrote:Bruce remembers fondly and wishes Gert Potgeiter would show up too.

What is even funnier is that Gert is a victim of the little "m" meaning he is banned. So Bruce is also a hippocrit.

Ben Johnson Wrote:Janko must have crapped when Elmer showed up on his doorstep.

I wonder if Elmer asked to borrow Janko's credit card?