Gollin Brat Changes Name

[WilliamW]

Apparently the disgrace, shame, mortification, dishonor, degradation and humiliation of being publicly identified as the offspring of violence-prone Marxist stalker George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) and inept conflict of interest officer Melanie “Mutant Pork” Loots was more than even gay studies major Cordelia Loots-Gollin could bear.  

It has changed its name on its Facebook page from Cordelia Loots-Gollin to Cordelia Afalafala.  

Perhaps it was a tribute to its third-most favorite food, “a falafel,” which in a rare moment of civility it decided sounded better than either of its first two choices (“spring roll” and “chocolate vagina”).  

“Afalafala” apparently also is a Carolinian word meaning “encourage.”  Carolinian is a language spoken in the Northern Mariana Islands (Saipan, Tinian).  Depending on your source, somewhere from 3450 to 5700 people are said to speak it, which pretty much guarantees that nobody gets the joke.

Or it could be that, in honor of obsequious Gollin colleague Goose Sainz, it just meant “Alfalfa” but it didn’t have 15 people handy to look up the correct spelling for it in a dictionary.  

Personally I think “Cordelia Chocolate-Vagina” would have been a better choice.  It has the inherent prurience that befits the progeny of two incompetent leftist idiots, plus it provides the necessary hyphenation that marks a true slave of fashion.  Let’s all ulalate for Afalafala!

[Armando Ramos]

Or it could be that, in honor of obsequious Gollin colleague Goose Sainz, it just meant “Alfalfa” but it didn’t have 15 people handy to look up the correct spelling for it in a dictionary.  

Take a bow Gus!  If not for this, then surely there is something happening somewhere for which you can claim credit.

[ham]

from Cordelia Loots-Gollin to Cordelia Afalafala

[Virtual Bison]

I feel sad for this kid. Her dad may be a prick but she can't help that.

[Armando Ramos]

I feel sad for this kid. Her dad may be a prick but she can't help that.

Whose fault is it then? According to Ms. Afalafala, it’s dear old dad’s. She tunes him out but listens to the people who really matter, like Jimmy Fallon.

I've been in a state of mild distraction recently. It's getting bad, I hope I don't have Alzheimers. I don't really listen to what people say. I think it's my dad's fault because he talks to me and scolds me and I tune him out. But the better at that I get the less I listen to the people who matter, like Jimmy Fallon, and my friends.

http://www.dltruth.com/gollum/2002_08_01...rchive.htm

Just another public display of disrespect directed at dear old dad.

So what parent reads shit like that—on a public internet forum accessible by everyone on the planet—and doesn’t lower the boom on their kid? Only an incompetent one. Without 15 people to do the work for him dear old dad isn’t really up to even the most simple of administrative tasks.

He probably had something more important to do, like looking through Dixie’s underwear drawer or peeking up Sheila’s skirt.

Jimmy Fallon—He matters—Listen

George Gollin—Doesn't matter—Ignore

[Herbert Spencer]

I asked my dad for advice and he told me that since my wallpaper is so crappy I can do what I want. Which is good, since that's what I was planning to do.

http://www.dltruth.com/gollum/2002_08_01...rchive.htm

Otis: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me...
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