Gollin Brat Needs Ride
Winston?Smith Wrote:
Virtual?Bison Wrote:What chance does that kid have to be normal?

None. Gollum should put that picture on his business card, as it truly represents the zero sum of his administrative ability. Absolute epic fail.

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A.A Mole University
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore
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That was the project where he should have gotten 15 people to do all the work for him.

"I was going to fuck them."--George Gollin, as quoted in Weird, urrrr, I mean Wired Magazine.
Winston?Smith Wrote:Gollum should put that picture on his business card...

Like Gollum has business cards. He's never drawn a paycheck that wasn't signed by some government paper shuffler. He wouldn't know a business if it bit him on his fat socialist ass.

But he could use it to replace his 29 page resume.
What's this we see in the Oberlin classifieds, right in between "HIV Peer Tester" and "Exorcism"???

Why it's the Oberlin Gay Studies department looking for "Childcare Volunteers."?? Heh heh, sure, who wouldn't be dumb enough to leave their kids with volunteers at the Gay Studies department?? What could possibly go wrong??

Although, come to think of it, would anyone going to a Gay Studies department symposium even have kids?

Oh, and if we couldn't guess, look who is rounding up these volunteers...it's little miss radical lesbian cheerleader herself, Chlamydia Loots-Hyphen!

Now children, let's all sing the SMDFMA song together!? Would anyone like a snack?? Sorry, all the ham sandwiches were recalled, but I've got chocolate vaginas and spring rolls!? Yummy.

Quote:Childcare Needed for Research Symposium
The Comparative American Studies Department is looking for 1-2 volunteers to provide childcare during Close to Home, the annual research symposium organized by CAS 300: Situated Research. The symposium is SATURDAY DECEMBER 11th from 10am-4pm at the Public Library. Volunteers can expect to spend time reading books with kids and are welcome to listen to presentations when no kids are present. Any amount of time you could put in would be helpful! A light breakfast and lunch will be provided as compensation. Please email clootsgo@oberlin.edu if you're interested.

November 30, 2010
* Cordelia Loots-Gollin
* Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu
* Wanted
* Volunteer Opportunities

An ad so nice she ran it twice.? You mean being adjacent to His Majesty King Death wasn't all the credibility you would need for childcare volunteers at Oberlin?

Quote:Childcare Needed for Research Symposium Saturday
The Comparative American Studies department is still looking for 1-2 volunteers to help with childcare at our Research Symposium, Saturday December 11th from 10-4pm at the Oberlin Public Library. We really need someone for after 1pm.

Interested? Contact clootsgo@oberlin.edu or call 217 418 4454

December 8, 2010
* Cordelia Loots-Gollin
* Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu
* Wanted
* Volunteer Opportunities

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Looks like the Gollin Brat has lost more items of intimate apparel. This time it's her Ukrainian "shawl scarf." No indication if her negligence was the result of hastily dressing following a quickie lesbo nooner. The janitors probably thought it was one of the rags they use to clean the toilets and trashed it.

Here's the ad, adjacent to one for a drag queen movie. See if you can tell which is which:


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Watch Double Feature - episode #2 of The Amerikans - a new web series made in collaboration with Oberlin College.


Double Feature tells the story of Felix Caban: hair stylist, father, drag queen performer, and resident of Lorain, Ohio. To get involved in the creation of future episodes contact Mika at info@arcanumproductions.com

February 22, 2011
Mika Johnson

Lost Black Shawl Scarf in Mudd =(

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Lost my black shawl/scarf today between noon and 1pm. Last seen in Mudd on the first floor. The scarf is Ukrainian, with big pink and red roses and a fringe. Little monetary value, but great sentimental value.

If found, please return it to me and I will reward you! 217 418 4454

February 22, 2011
Cordelia Loots-Gollin

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