Free Gambian Vacations!!

[Armando Ramos]

Alan Contreras, sign up now for your free vacation in beautiful, exotic Gambia, the garden spot of the dark continent.



Yes, it's true!  Gambian President "Jammin'" Yahya Jammeh has announced that free vacations have been awarded to the following great Americans:

Alan Contreras of Salem, Oregon
Steve Levicoff of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Thomas "Chip" White of Granite Bay, California

There's also one other fellow in Hartford, Michigan (he knows who he is) who is invited too!

Get yer Yahya's out boys, the Gambian government be waitin'!!!!!

[Don Dresden]

"Jammin'" Yahya Jammeh

That is the best name for any world leader since Charles "Fuck 'em all" De Gaulle.

[Dickie Billericay]

"Jammin'" Yahya Jammeh

That is the best name for any world leader since Charles "Fuck 'em all" De Gaulle.

Don't forget Janko's favorite:


Joseph "No Balls" Goebbels
PhD Heidelberg University 1921

[Ben Johnson]

Pardon me but isn't the Gambian president's plan a little too much of a good thing? Mind you, maybe the people you mentioned should go and check it out.