Any Guesses as to the Nature of the Handicap

[Ben Johnson]

From DD:

"uncle janko
Senior Member
Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 3711

5. I dunno. I'm not. I'm disabled, too. "

[Little Arminius]

We know for sure that he's handicapped socially with all that pseudo-Carpathian nonsense, the Polonophile references, the unabashed admiration of the "old" South Africa and the rest of his corny schtick. I can't imagine how much an asshole he must be at social functions ... and he's a non-drinker, thank God.

I still wonder why he has dial up Internet access. Bizarre character ...

[Ben Johnson]

We know for sure that he's handicapped socially with all that pseudo-Carpathian nonsense, the Polonphile references, the unabashed admiration of the "old" South Africa and the rest of his corny schtick. I can't imagine how much an asshole he must be at social functions ... and he's a non-drinker, thank God.

That's not what I was looking for but you're right of course. There's a short answer that starts with an M and ends with an ENTAL. Can you guess?

[ham]

the unabashed admiration of the "old" South Africa

well, stances aside (South Africa was THEN a first-world raising nation of economic means where the first heart transplant could be performed and NOW a "developing nation" (as per IMF papers ) of much lesser means that perfectly fits within the third world), uncle Janko should remember South Africa was the only commonwealth nation to be in serious doubt about declaring war on Nazi Germany for obvious reasons...

I dunno. I'm not. I'm disabled, too.

ah...i understand things much better now, thanks.

[Ben Johnson]

That's not what I was looking for but you're right of course. There's a short answer that starts with an M and ends with an ENTAL. Can you guess?

Nobody guessed MONUMENTAL.

[Don Dresden]

There's a short answer that starts with an M and ends with an ENTAL.  Can you guess?

Major in pre-dental?

Mr. Rental?

Mobile governmental?

[Little Arminius]

The observations about modern South Africa by ham are on target. In addition to the aforementioned, South Africa is also the only country to ever give up nuclear weapons after acquiring the technology. Carl Reginstein or one of the other radical left-wing assholes may think that this is a good thing and the first sign that the "genie could be put back into the bottle." Fat chance; I'm wondering where all the South African nuclear scientists and technicians are now working? You can be sure that they didn't just say, "F*** it" and go work on a farm in the Free State! (Uncle J's favorite province in SA)

As far as Uncle Janko's shortcomings and personality defect, I forgot to list his habit of making reference to obscure Lutheran factoids and trivia, as well as being the final word on Lutheran theology. No disrespect to the Lutheran Church or Lutherans, but I would be hard pressed to name something that I have less of an interest in than the minutiae associated with Lutherans or any specific Christian denomination. It is a real snoozer.    

Why doesn't he find a forum for like-minded Lutherans? (That's a rhetorical question. They already know he's an asshole and don't want to listen to him either so we're stuck.)

[Albert Hidel]

5. I dunno. I'm not. I'm disabled, too. "

My guess is it's the heartbreak of Terminal Flatulence.