Gregg DesElms Snuffs It

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[Dickie Billericay]

Always wondered how someone so openly hostile to foreigners and "minorities" could tolerate a Filipino girlfriend. Elmer must have enjoyed showing off what he imagined were his astounding English skills to non-native speakers. . . .

It could have been that, or she might have had something else going for her . . .

[Yancy Derringer]

That seems like a pretty quick trip from the apparent date of discovery of his fatal malady (August 6, 2014) to the date of his ultimate demise (March 18, 2015).

Are they sure it was really Cancer? Or could it have been some sort of poison?????

Brazilian woman laced vagina with poison to kill husband

Death by cunnilingus


If Elmer had a life insurance policy, I think Mary-Anne might have some 'splainin' to do.

[The Bison]

Elmer's significant other Mary-Anne, and his significant other-in-laws, mourning his death at All Souls Cemetery in Vallejo. Wait a minute, they all look pretty damn happy about it all, don't they? Especially Uncle there on the right. Looks more like a celebration to me. They probably are glad to be able to enjoy birthdays, confirmations, Heroes' Day, Bonifacio Day and Christmas from now on without having to invite that annoying jerk and listen to his pompous babbling all day.

In many cultures it is considered appropriate to laugh at funerals so that demons will not desire their spirits. I do not know about the Philippines but in much of Southeast Asia this is common.