University of Illinois Physicist --Too difficult to board an airplane

[D00bie]

A University of Illinois Physicist (Jason Steffen) tries to tackle the challenge of boarding an airplane faster, proved too difficult for him, airline industry does not ask for his wisdom.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130731/DA7SC3181.html

"Well," Steffen observes, "I understand why airline people aren't calling me."

[Winston Smith]

A U of I physicist with lame ideas nobody is interested in? If that's national news then Gollin should be on TV every day.

Jason Steffen of the University of Illinois...

Actually, after doing like ten seconds of googling, it appears that Steffen is not a U of I physicist, but rather works at Northwestern. Good to see that the Associated Press is maintaining their usual high standards of journalism.

[Don Dresden]

"Well," Steffen observes, "I understand why airline people aren't calling me."

Typical physics dork, out of touch with reality, thinks that people are like his little electrons, to be manipulated without any regard to their humanity. At least he understands why people don't call him. Gollin still hasn't noticed the people snickering when he walks past.