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RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
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02-13-2012, 07:30 AM
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RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
Hey pal, try to keep that red mist and brain splatter off the Gold Standard, would ya?
RA Dickinson State U dean Doug LaPlante swallowed the business end of his rifle in a public park after it was discovered DSU was issuing degrees to hundreds of foreign students who hadn't earned them and couldn't even speak English. Oh yeah, it must be the oil companies' fault. WTF?Lax recordkeeping and oversight??? "Hey, who let all those jabbering Chinamen in here when I wasn't looking? Woopsy! Darn all these complicated records. Surely you don't think I planned this?" Why didn't Bernie Madoff use that one? "I wasn't stealing, it was just lax recordkeeping and oversight. Sorry you all lost your money. May I go now?" Quote:Audit: ND university awarded unearned degrees Quote:Published February 10, 2012, 04:20 PM |
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02-13-2012, 09:44 AM
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RE: RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
Quote:...Doug LaPlante, 59, was found dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound Friday afternoon near a Dickinson intersection, police said. Now that's what I call a team player. Not only does he take personal responsibility for his (or somebody's) mistakes (or crimes), he creates a perfect fall guy for everything that has ever gone wrong or ever will go wrong at dear old Dick in son. Where did all those paper clips go? I saw LaPlante stuffing them in his pockets just a few days before...you know... Why aren't there any more Ding Dongs in the vending machines? Alls I know is that LaPlante guy was eating them like they were going out of style right before...you know... Who spray painted "Viva La Raza" on the student union? I theenk I saw Dean LaPlante weeth a spray can right before...you know... Why is my tuition going up? Well, I'm sure you can appreciate that we all have to make sacrifices because of this great tragedy with Dean LaPlante...you know... |
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02-13-2012, 04:21 PM
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RE: RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
Quote:But as an audit made public Friday revealed, lax recordkeeping and oversight resulted in hundreds of degrees being awarded to students who didn't finish their course work. Others enrolled who couldn't speak English or hadn't achieved the "C'' average normally required for admission. We saw that happen in Australia as well. Come on... How comes you do NOT get swarms of Danish, Portuguese or Belarussian students flocking to the USA or Australia, but Chinese and Indians? And there is also the myth of the "intelligent foreigner"...some of them may be, but odds are they are hoovered up by the local top-tier universities...they can learn any language on a separate basis. I was once stunned to discover how some people teaching Asian students abroad found that -on average- their performances were on the mediocre/poor end of the spectrum. A.A Mole University B.A London Institute of Applied Research B.Sc Millard Fillmore M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research Ph.D Millard Fillmore |
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02-13-2012, 06:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-13-2012 06:19 PM by Virtual Bison.)
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RE: RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
(02-13-2012 04:21 PM)ham Wrote: Come on...Actually all EU nations will pay for your education if you are a citizen. I do not know if its true of the UK but I know its true of German and the Nordic countries. That would explain why few Europeans go to US Universities, except for some from the former USSR and Eastern Block nations. My sister in law went to school in Denmark, got a Masters and was not even a citizen there. She ended up staying but got pissed when the Danish government told her that she would have to get a job because they will not support her. "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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02-16-2012, 06:39 AM
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RE: RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
Similar scam in Canada, minus the red mist. Looks like QTJ is not the biggest fraud in the Great White North after all.
@11:22 Quote:"Many students can't understand enough English to pass their courses. If they don't understand the foreign teachers teaching in a foreign language he says, they're like ducks listening to thunder." Quote:Dubious degree |
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02-17-2012, 05:50 PM
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RE: RA Mill Dean Blows His Brains Out
(02-16-2012 06:39 AM)Herbert Spencer Wrote: Similar scam in Canada, minus the red mist. Looks like QTJ is not the biggest fraud in the Great White North after all. I checked Wikapedia. that paragon of unbiased truth and accuracy (ha ha), and found out that Douglas is a Public institution. I guess that the Accreditation Mafia has a bias if favor of such schools because if this were a private, for profit school they would be slapping the "diploma mill" label all over this place. "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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