It's a Joke You Asshole

[Ben Johnson]

A quote from Johann who when asked whether he wore boxers or briefs replied "Depends."

Quote:DLT guys slept through American History!

New postby johann on Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:50 pm
Dr. Gollin,

No matter what scrabbling and squeaking occurs in the DLT squirrel cage, I don't care -- even if I were to hear the occasional new squeak that sounded like "Johann."

One thing did catch my eye, long ago, George - they were comparing you to Abraham Lincoln. It started with something like "Abe Lincoln - born in Illinois; George Gollin - works in Illinois."

Don't they know Abraham Lincoln was NOT born in Illinois? He was born in Kentucky and later raised in Indiana. He moved to Illinois - still with his family - when he was 21. How come it takes a non-American, like me, to correct them? Obviously, they slept through history like the rest of their classes.

Johann

[Winston Smith]

Quote:Don't they know Abraham Lincoln was NOT born in Illinois?

Which, of course, is why Kentucky is known as the Land of Lincoln.

[Virtual Bison]

Do you think Lincoln was ever asked to produce a birth certificate? I don't suppose anyone found the long form. Guess we better look for the records in Kentucky.

[ham]

(10-01-2011 09:45 AM)Ben Johnson Wrote:  A quote from Johann who when asked whether he wore boxers or briefs replied "Depends."

Quote:DLT guys slept through American History!

New postby johann on Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:50 pm
Dr. Gollin,

No matter what scrabbling and squeaking occurs in the DLT squirrel cage, I don't care -- even if I were to hear the occasional new squeak that sounded like "Johann."

One thing did catch my eye, long ago, George - they were comparing you to Abraham Lincoln. It started with something like "Abe Lincoln - born in Illinois; George Gollin - works in Illinois."

Don't they know Abraham Lincoln was NOT born in Illinois? He was born in Kentucky and later raised in Indiana. He moved to Illinois - still with his family - when he was 21. How come it takes a non-American, like me, to correct them? Obviously, they slept through history like the rest of their classes.

Johann

Relax Johann...you may brown-nose until the cows come home, "the gang":rolleyes: will STILL consider you an idiot...can't you see they despise one another? Wake up folks...it may be good to sell more books, to get a CHEA chair, to build a facade hiding gay teen fairies who cram the last garage sale up their love nest...but that's ALL it is ever good for.

[4Knee Kate]

Quote: George Gollin - works in Illinois

Johann missed the real joke. Gollin hasn't done any work in 20 years!