02-01-2009, 05:01 PM
Don?Dresden Wrote:Or how about the Goodyear blimp, displaying "GOOD RIDDANCE YOU BASTARD!" in blinking lights.
Funny you should mention it, Don. The crew of the DL Truth blimp immediately went into action Friday upon hearing the good news. They will be appearing in the sky over Hartford, Michigan on Monday with an illuminated and inspirational message for all to see. Then it's on to Detroit for the burial at Grandlawn Cemetery.
Sorry, but no parachuting hookers...this time. Federal law prohibits interstate transportation of women for immoral porpoises. But don't worry, we're stockpiling them for when Gregg DesElms finally croaks.
I'm also pleased to announce that thanks to an anonymous donor in Champaign, Illinois, the Calvin Funeral Home of Hartford, Michigan will be passing out personal vibrators, keychain condoms and chocolate vaginas to everyone in attendance on Monday! It should be a fitting tribute to our beloved pastor.