Gregg DesElms Snuffs It
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If you want to read something bizarre--even by the standards of Elmer--check his product reviews on Amazon.  Page after page after page of rambling, prolix, verbose nonsense about products like cell phone covers and dog urine detectors, most of which are under $20.  Then he gets to something you figure a fake preacher might want to sound off on, like a Bible Handbook, and it's like three sentences.  The last review was on October 31, 2014 (yup, Halloween), so that would seem to be right about the time when his trick-or-treating days began to wind down.

Also check his comments at the bottom of the article "Digital Assets Management: What Happens To Your Online Accounts After You Die."  He must have had an inkling his time was about up.  He's an expert, you know, *VERY* knowledgeable about everything in the world you can possibly imagine.  Except spelling and proofreading.

Elmer Wrote:It's all part of the sort of planning that everyone -- even young people -- should do... with the help of an attorney-at-law, of course. Only if you're as expert in this sort of thig [sic] as am I should you dare try to do it without the help of an attorney, and even then, I don't recommend it. I'm *VERY* knowledgeable about all of this, and can do all my own legal writing; yet even *I* run anything I do past my lawyer even if only for a quick look-over before finalizing and executing it.


I would expect that with that kind of a buildup Elmer left his "estate" in a total shambles.  I can imagine him lying on his death bed, with his beloved Mary-Anne at his side, looking into her eyes, telling her one last time that he loves her, and she whispers in his ear, "What passcode for ATM?  What bank you keep checking account?  Where safe deposit box key?  Tell me now or I turn off oxygen!"
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Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Herbert Spencer - 03-20-2016, 10:00 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by ham - 03-21-2016, 03:23 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by WilliamW - 03-21-2016, 05:52 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Albert Hidel - 03-23-2016, 11:29 AM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Armando Ramos - 03-23-2016, 05:13 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Winston Smith - 03-24-2016, 08:55 AM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by D00bie - 03-24-2016, 05:28 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Herbert Spencer - 03-25-2016, 12:58 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by The Bison - 07-20-2016, 05:04 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by WilliamW - 03-26-2016, 02:17 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by ham - 03-26-2016, 03:05 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Armando Ramos - 03-28-2016, 05:45 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Ben Johnson - 03-29-2016, 01:24 AM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by ham - 03-29-2016, 06:23 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Howie Felterbush - 03-30-2016, 08:02 AM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Ben Johnson - 03-31-2016, 03:39 AM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Winston Smith - 04-01-2016, 06:23 PM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by ham - 04-02-2016, 04:21 AM
RE: Gregg DesElms Snuffs It - by Yancy Derringer - 04-11-2016, 11:24 AM

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