09-21-2017, 06:23 PM
Ten years next week since the infamous Janko/Elmer encounter. Both turds have since been flushed, but the aroma lingers on. Janko raised an excellent question: how exactly did Elmer earn a living?
"He also refused to say exactly what he is doing for a living as he spends months wan[d]ering all over North America."
When you see someone with no apparent employment but a seemingly inexhaustible supply of "vacation" savings, the obvious answer is usually the correct one. Given the sordid collection of reprobates with which he associated, my guess would be that Elmer engaged in the marketing of controlled substances and similar contraband pharmaceuticals. He apparently took it upon himself to personally quality-sample each and every product before sale. What a guy.
You would think the world's greatest expert in damn near everything would have known that commercial pot growers liberally douse their wares in insecticide, which in turn causes their long-term customers to develop various health issues, like brain tumors and cancer. Sort of like you might expect from anyone who spent decades inhaling Black Flag. Janko could have saved a lot of money by getting Elmer to fill his Sinemet prescriptions for him.
"He also refused to say exactly what he is doing for a living as he spends months wan[d]ering all over North America."
When you see someone with no apparent employment but a seemingly inexhaustible supply of "vacation" savings, the obvious answer is usually the correct one. Given the sordid collection of reprobates with which he associated, my guess would be that Elmer engaged in the marketing of controlled substances and similar contraband pharmaceuticals. He apparently took it upon himself to personally quality-sample each and every product before sale. What a guy.
You would think the world's greatest expert in damn near everything would have known that commercial pot growers liberally douse their wares in insecticide, which in turn causes their long-term customers to develop various health issues, like brain tumors and cancer. Sort of like you might expect from anyone who spent decades inhaling Black Flag. Janko could have saved a lot of money by getting Elmer to fill his Sinemet prescriptions for him.