12-21-2008, 08:00 AM
![[Image: Elmer01.jpg]](http://www.dltruth.com/gollum/Elmer01.jpg)
The expression on the face of that little dyke standing behind Elmer on the right is priceless. What irks her more?
a. Elmer is (at least chromosomally speaking) a man?
b. Elmer can grow more hair on his face than she can?
c. Elmer looks better in a black dress than she does?
d. Elmer is heterosexual (or so he felt compelled to proclaim over and over and over)?
e. Even by a pervert's standard, Elmer is an insufferable, long-winded douchebag?

