Gollin's Hard-On of the Week
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Who has aroused cyberstalker George "The Sphincter" Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) this week?  Who has captured The Sphincter's obsessive imagination?  Who does he consider this week's biggest threat to the wealthy higher education cartel that he shills for so mindlessly?  

This week's lucky winner is Homeland Security University:
Quote:The Homeland Security Fantasy University site promises to unveil a network of campuses, but always in the future.
http://www.degreediscussion.com/forums/v...603#p46341

Congrats to Dr. Hoyer for igniting the flame of lust in George Gollin's purulent heart.  

Not only did Hoyer fail to seek The Sphincter's permission before starting business, but apparently he just isn't moving fast enough to suit The Sphincter either.  

So can't Hoyer just speed things up a little, like by raising taxes or fees or tuition or something, the way they do it at the government university where The Sphincter works?  Talk about somebody living in a fantasy.  

Just what Hoyer needs is a timeline on how to run his business from The Sphincter, whose whole life has been a taxpayer financed exercise in hypothetical, academic, notional, imaginary, conjectural, speculative, abstract non-reality.  Has The Sphincter ever cashed a paycheck that wasn't written by a government entity?  

Who will be the object of George Gollin's fanatical fixations and neurotic infatuation next week?  Stay tuned.
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Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Dickie Billericay - 07-21-2008, 04:44 PM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Don Dresden - 07-22-2008, 02:40 AM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Whatever - 07-22-2008, 05:44 AM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by ham - 07-22-2008, 04:48 PM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Don Dresden - 07-23-2008, 02:44 PM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by ham - 07-23-2008, 04:44 PM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Ben Johnson - 07-26-2008, 06:40 AM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Ben Johnson - 07-27-2008, 04:04 AM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by ham - 07-27-2008, 05:36 AM
RE: Gollin's Hard-On of the Week - by Ben Johnson - 08-01-2008, 09:14 AM

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