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Thu, Mar. 24th, 2005,
07:33 am
my dreams:
because of meredith.
i had lots of dreams. i
dreamt that i was driving thevolvo and i saw herr w riding his bike but i
didnt stop when he waved at me because i didnt have my house keys then i
did lots of illegal turns.
i dreamt that musical rehearsal was on this
field. i was dancing with someone and they were sort of fat. then they may
have turned in to someone else who i kissed. when our kiss was over they
said "WOW! Cordelia! that makes me really wish i wasnt gay!!!" i am sure
you can guess who it was. actually no, you will be divided between two
people whose names begin with the same letter. go figure!
then i was
planning pre prom at dan pleck's uber classy house and i was trying to put
white birthday candles in his bath tub. he was wearing tight jeans, so we
compared and his were from somewhere while mine were from GAP.
apparently i also said "SHIT" in the middle of the night and my dad
dreamt that he was arrested.
the end
cordelia
p.s. i
accidently packed six shirts when i needed seven. luckily, i brought extra
unmentionables. but it could be worse, i could be, say, stuck in the
former soviet union without any tampons
Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2005,
05:12 pm
fressen, ficken fernseher schauen
i have been falling asleep to the news almost every time
we are in the car and waking up with nap breath. we are going to my dad's
high school friend's house for dinner. they are barbequing. that is nerve
racking. actually i think i still like rib smell, i just dont eat them. i
wrote some haikus today. it's weird that it's only wednesday. i have
managed to be civil and avoid confrontational essays with my parental
units. i would like to be back home. today i met with a german professor
at brown and her dog was in her office. before that i met a nice scotty.
our hotel room is dim. and sometimes i feel angry. it is strange to
wake up from naps. i sleep for only half an hour or forty five minutes and
still my life is hazy when i wake up.
also there is a very weird email
that has been sent out to the WRFU list, i would make fun of it to tom,
but he'd probably defend it as art.
read my other blog.
the
end
Sun, Mar. 20th, 2005,
08:49 pm
today i ate a vegetarian philly cheese steak
it was
good
i visited three colleges and saw shruti
for breakfast i had a
square bagel
i also ate a canolli. it was a first. very exciting.
i
am in philidelphia, by the way, and i have seriously cut back on haikuhs
which is sort of sad, but also healthy. my parents are very tired of this
woman who is in a coma. i have no comment, but i think i wrote a haikuh
about it, i will go check.
cordelia
p.s. i just find myself
thinking stuff like "ROWR" a lot and it is strange. last night i saw a
good movie.
the real end.
Fri, Mar. 18th, 2005,
07:06 pm
today i wrote lots of haikuhs about my friends and
two about fish • You must tell 8 people about this
game. • blank is the one that you love. • dan is one you
like but can't work out. • You care most about maureen. •
benjer is the one who knows you very well. • kari is your lucky
star. • guns of brixton is the song that matches with
blank. • rudie cant fail is the song for dan. • song of
babylon is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. • and
bohemian like you is the song telling you how you feel about
life go here: > Take this
quizactually, dont unless you want to send it to lots of
people.
Wed, Mar. 16th, 2005,
07:10 pm
haiku madness
today i wrote a gazillion haikus i like the restriction,
it is a strange feeling, like a soggy puzzle.
the most irksome/one
of the best was about daniel and how he doesnt skateboard any more. but
the last line is awful. mostly because daniel despairs over physics, which
is two syllables.
clg
Tue, Mar. 15th, 2005,
09:42 pm
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
DEAR EVERYONE:
I WANT TO GO SWIMMING
I WANT TO GO
BIKING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH
i am not on
drugs.
read it and
weep:
themagnetwomanprophecies.blogspot.com
also read my profile
on AIM:
CatGirlCool
Sun, Mar. 13th, 2005,
12:06 am
nobody said it was easy
i hate blankety blank. it is the worst part of my
day.
sometimes it makes me want to cry, like when i drop a book on my
nose.
other times i just feel useless and fat. which i am not, my abs
are not exactly at a peak, but very good in the top half right now. my
hand is stiff and my pinky is swollen.
i just wish blank, blank and
blank would work together. AH! i love taking thesBian minutes, but this
musical is sucking the life out of me.
clg
Wed, Mar. 9th, 2005, 09:41
pm
i hate house music cause house music never meant anything at all to
me
ich liebe schwimmen.
ich liebe deutsch.
heute haben
wir kinderprogrammen geschaut. uber tief kuhles erbsen und
frankreich.
ich bin muede aber muss noch studieren.
Kann ich ein
neandertaler lieben? Oh Cordelia, augenbrauen sind nicht wichtig!
ich
brauche ein skateboard. ich brauche ein gehirn!
ich habe vier flecke
unter meine aug. ich habe angst!
adios katzenjammer und
hemmung!
CCCCCCCCCCC
p.s. was ist los mit SS maedchen?
bloed, oder? und die katzen die zieg heil? dass kann gefarhlich
sein.
oh gott. geschichte.
Mon, Mar. 7th, 2005, 09:58
pm
i wanna steal from the rich and give to the poor
here it is.
bri's broken guitar
pick evidence
of rocking
out-- oh so very great
excuse the enjambment.
i
used the great shampoo today. i keep running my hands down my ponytail and
throwing it to the otherside of my neck (13"). it is smooth and has great
body. i should remember this shampoo combination for operation seduction.
coming spring 2005.
when does spring begin,
anyway?
finally:
If you woke up and I was in bed
with you, what would be your first thought?
Thu, Mar. 3rd, 2005, 09:47
pm
bambina
today we watched part of "waking life," twas good.
( boring )
Wed, Mar. 2nd, 2005, 07:00
pm
for dinner: indian food from pouches
:who cares about boys when you have secured* the cuuutest
girl in the class?
:: not me!
yes.
*even
if it has only been for eight hours
Mon, Feb. 28th, 2005,
08:37 pm
qui rhyme toujours avec toujours/lui ne craigne pas les
balles
if i don't tell everyone these things people will start
saying "YOU DIDNT TELL ME!"
in order of least recent:
1. i am a
vegetarian but i eat fish and i dont really care if my spoon touches
mustard that was used for ham and then i lick it. really.
2. i will
probably work as a junior counselor at waldsee this summer, but i havent
signed anything, so no guarantees
3. mark and i are not longer
dating.
today kinzie told me that she wanted to get the gossip
"straight from the source." which is sort of sad and a little gross*.
because she is assuming that there is something really juicy and that
someone came out on top. but really, it is mostly sad and
grey.
other than that:
i <3 MC Solaar
also, if any of
you guys want to, please buy me _Epileptic_. French or English is fine, I
just want it.
clg
*not that i really mind, but...
Wed, Feb. 2nd, 2005, 09:48
pm
i could bite my lip forever but:
"Summer’s hastening on
I’m trying to get a feeling
from the city
But I’ve been unfaithful
I’ve been travelling
abroad
We’ve got a fantasy affair
We didn’t get wet, we didn’t
dare
Our aspirations, are wrapped up in books
Our inclinations are
hidden in looks"
p.s. i still need pictures. please. any
pictures. por favor.
Sun, Jan. 30th, 2005,
09:35 pm
dear everyone in the whole wide world:
i need a
picture ANY PICTURE to paint for art class. it can be color or black and
white. i have no idea what to pick. so tell me. i need it by saturday.
it can be hardcopy or online
i really like
people.
cordelia
Sun, Jan. 30th, 2005,
12:08 am
=(
i had to leave the show early.
right after a
bunch of yucky stuff went down.
it was gross.
later i was thinking
about a couple and i was nauseated.
my mommy made half of my bed.
i
have to make up the other half.
i hate making my bed alone late at
night.
i also hate sleeping on clean sheets with dirty cigarettey
(thanks tara lynch and tara lynch's boyfiend*)
hair.
*on purpose
p.s. t.l. thinks she is soooo
smart because she took the list of "mofobastards" but i made a new one.
suck it!
Wed, Jan. 26th, 2005,
07:13 pm
dear friends and foes,
PLEASE give me back my
calculator.
it is ugly, why do you want it?
it has no cover, why do
you want it?
it has my name on it, and puzz pack.
i need it. so bad.
so bad.
locker #60.
cordelia
Mon, Jan. 17th, 2005,
12:33 am
more help from my friends.
i bruised my knee sliding into a booth. A BOOTH! TO EAT
CHEESE FRIES. MOTHERFUCKERS.
tomorrow i will ice it. saturday night i
called someone a drama queen, but i dont remember who. probably farid,
when he had to go spit outside. this knee is so silly: a floor burn and a
bruise.
i played sims today. and upwords... TWICE. my best words:
dentist (first game) and chastity (second came). i really wanted to do
whale, but my mom screwed my chance. oh well.
my blogs are so silly.
it is good i have them, otherwise i would probably talk 3 times as much.
i have to make my bed.
i hate making my bed. yuck.
i have this
dumb song in my head "i married a man, oh then..." then she sings about
wanting to be single and i am like "so divorce him" i know it is not that
easy but puhlease.
clg
Sun, Jan. 16th, 2005,
01:40 am
i get high with a little help from my friends:
there was a dead sheep there.
Thu, Dec. 9th, 2004, 09:26
pm
too bad you dont speak yiddish
my mom gave me a blue pencil for the second night of
hannukah.
i started in german.
i like it, it doesnt photo copy and i
am making a very nice comic.
i have a lot of trouble replicating noses.
i feel like i need to get active.
i am not really a bad ass, but
sometimes i hang out with my friends. and i feel bad! wicked! like a
really big bitch! but i am totally liking it?
speaking of which:
creative writing had a weird dynamic today. i think it was max. he was sad
he couldnt be dictator. it was quite negative.
the strangest things can
happen. like finding my bracelet taped to luke's locker. i took it. i
thanked him.
i just thought about eugene pancake. and my heart said
this "pitter patter, pitter patter." sadly, i do not speak heart. it
should learn english.
i cant wait to come home. oooh ooh. oooh. typed
singing is so terrible! but better than normal
singing!
cordelia
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