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Friday, October 28, 2005 ( 10:56 PM ) ... niri zu gustatzen zaizut! i have improved at guitar?!?! nice evening. crazy dinner. good chai. time for sleep to the MAXXXXXXX! CLG # Wednesday, October 26, 2005 ( 8:39 PM ) ... looked myself right in the eyes things to do: find haiku book my homework i am itching for: my haiku book friday i am hoping for: my haiku book love love love and an egg that smiles i am listening to: the mountain goats clickety clackety a soft whirring noise <3 glc # Tuesday, October 25, 2005 ( 8:18 PM ) ... latavius shawn=my sock monkey i feel better! wow. my mood shifts would really be explained by batia's theory, as would the intense hungriness i get around 3pm everyday. then again, salad for lunch is sort of a stupid idea. i got a brochure in the mail and it quoted someone and their home was... DETROIT LAKES, MINN. I KID YOU NOT! detroit lakes is, if you have never been there, at once fascinating and gross, especially if you are a budding young socioliogist like myself. it is the epitome of lake culture, esp. zorbas. <3 clg # ( 7:43 PM ) ... "go take a flying fuck at the moooooon." oh kurt vonnegut, you capture my feelings so completely perfect my laid back manner does not work so well when i am surrounded by people who are freaking out. this is unfortunate. that said, stop freaking out around me. -clg # Monday, October 24, 2005 ( 9:01 PM ) ... ironing your underwear today i spoke haikus to howie in between 75s about how he is a self-admitted sadist. my last 75 was one minute. deborah was enthusiastic for me, and i was happy for myself. there are two things that i want very badly right now. neither is intangible. one is just slightly more abstract than the other. today in basque we did superlatives. my favorites in any language, things are looking up! <3 cordelia # Sunday, October 23, 2005 ( 12:24 PM ) ... emo boyfriends dear neutral milk hotel, why are you so good? i listened to you for eight hours once, and i still wanted more! your strumming is sweet, singing of the frank fam'ly and two headed boys your loyal fan, cordelia it is only half past noon and already i have practiced and humidified my guitar. unfortunately, no dramatic strides have been made in A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. i went to the workday yesterday and ate a gyros and some fries and some cheetos and inhaled way too many paint fumes. tom built this amazing door unit, it was beautiful. i poured myself some Squirt and went over to inspect it "Wow Tom," I said, opening the door, "this is really..." but before I could lavish my praises upon him, it became very clear that this work of beauty was falling... on top of me! Thankfully, my drug free lifestyle has allowed me to conserve my lightening fast reflexes, so I reached up and caught the door with both hands, without dropping my Squirt! This proved to be a little problematic, however, because it was impossible to hold up the door without holding my cup at an angle that caused it to pour all over me. But dropping the entire cup on the floor would've been silly. So I looked up and surveyed the situation, bad plan, apparently, because this caused Squirt to pour into my eyes! "wow, I've never had a carbonated beverage in my eyes before..." it was sort of exfoliating and weird. Then help arrived and I was thouroughly covered in Squirt. After that, I just acted sort of crazy. when i woke up this morning the heat was on! clg. # Thursday, October 20, 2005 ( 8:16 PM ) ... mmm. i hope it stops raining. xxx # Wednesday, October 19, 2005 ( 9:25 PM ) ... i can hear as you tap on your jaw here are some things i like: the smell of my red coat finding things in my pockets neutral milk hotel poems making lists here is what i've been doing recently: sneaking around sleeping deep sleeps swimming here is how i've been feeling: frazzled elated pressed megafucked this is so ridiculous, it's 9:30 and i'm tired. i still need to study basque. i saw maureen and kari yesterday, ultra-good, i love swimming. clg # Sunday, October 16, 2005 ( 10:40 AM ) ... il y a toujours des problemes! GUYZ. i am absolutely in liebe mit: fremdsprachen manu chao-- he has this song in basque and i totally understood at least 6 words. yesssss! "la vie a" and "minha galera" is that a kazoo? no, maybe just humming. yesterday my mom was talking about a jesse and then we heard "jesse's girl" on the radio. and i know all the words? yesterday i included a message to my mom in the cheer i led, it was great, but she didn't quite catch it, i should work on my diction. alright, here: basque composition ivan calc figure out who all those people in the english book are secret buddy business. last night i was driving home and it was 45 degrees! ahh! luckily, i was wearing my coat! clg # Thursday, October 13, 2005 ( 9:08 PM ) ... ah! the other day, iker found out that i was in high school and he kept saying "high SCHOOL?!" and when he said school his voice would get high and it was very funny. today i made myself dinner. hooray! then i got some of it on my homework! noooo. here is my story of the week: my door doesn't latch anymore, so the cat can just open it. to keep him and the light from the study out of my room, we sort of blocked the door with a chair. a doorblock, if you will. not one to be easily discouraged, my cat tried to force his way in, but his head was too fat! this led to 40 minutes of crazy cat behavior and almost no sleep. so i was telling lane 3 (rah rah!) all about this this morning, and then this happened: me: "wow! i've had 12 oz of water" howie: "are you sure that's water, and not... whiskey?!" me: "just because i'm doing cat imitations doesn't mean i'm drunk" then alejandra, shruti and i tried to figure out what color whiskey was. oh yeah, i love juicy pear jelly bellies and when i say love i mean LURVE. they are divine, otherwise i share. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clg # Wednesday, October 12, 2005 ( 9:29 PM ) ... my new game when i go to basque class: pretend to be a bike messenger. rawrrrrrr. today i was baaaad like a sheep. earlier, i followed shruti with the guitar and sang her all these little songs, going into siebel and around siebel and out of siebel. it was pretty cool. my singing continued in the lounge because there were no juniors to make us listen to 57 minute pink floyd songs. so i sang to and about alejandra and shruti and i layed on the couch. today was senior night and it was lovely and i now own a beautiful towel thanks to the juniors, hooray, hooray, thanks. i dropped 31 seconds on my five hundred which is, well, let's just say good. now i am sore and have bad skin. i called my cat a megaturd because he broke my door latch. i asked tom to bring my bike in, but he forgot, domage. tomorrow: i will finish my homework learn some basque verbs (niri libruruak gustatzen zait!) sing more shruti songs clg # Tuesday, October 11, 2005 ( 7:18 PM ) ... each one a little more than he could dare to try neutral milk hotel the library free periods batia bringing my bike in today during warm ups i thought: "gee, it is nice that alyssa is here, but i'd really like it if shruti was here too" then... i stopped swimming and there she was! today after seminar i asked mr. sutton if i could do my paper on the government and marijuana and he was like "uh... we'll see" but his nephew, donckz (who had his hand on his butt at the time) thought it was a great idea. today i got home and wanted music so bad! soon i will write some english journals. soon! clg oh yeah, tess sprayed me with body spray and it was upsetting. like mace in my face, but peaches on my arm. oh boo hoo, i shall never be clean! # Monday, October 10, 2005 ( 1:49 PM ) ... ich muss sagen: basque was totally great! i know understand the present continuous and the difference between habitual and that other thing! all the time i wish that tom knew german. i need to find my chapstick. while sleeping, i keep my clock in my kleenex box that balances on my stuffed buffalo, wump. this morning i tried to see what time it was, but i just ended up dropping the kleenex box/clock holder and clock on my face! ow. a rude awakening. then i had a dream. then i woke up, panicked, went back to sleep and had a dream in which i talked about my previous dream. WOAH! i made a kick ass itinerary for today, and did really well, doing everything on it anD nothing not on it, but then i gave up. (i had forgotten to write eat breakfast). yeah ok. this test is so bog! i wish that was an adjective. something tells me i should eat less fruit! clg # Sunday, October 09, 2005 ( 3:37 PM ) ... je te joue. yesterday i brought someone special a package, that is my favorite thing. this summer sara sent me a really nice package at camp, it was rawesome, but i dont know if i remembered to thank her, so i will just send her a shout out, holla. my camp mail totally kicked everyone else's mail's asses. even axel, and he got a package full of fruit snacks! i seem to be particularily nostalgic today, so here is a list of the high lights: sara's package recieving the pirate tom's letter written on banana paper while cleaning up my parents' letter writing devotion (even when they degenerated into cat and colleague reports). the 13 or so fold and sends (winky wink!) lusty legs. the end!<333 clg # ( 12:23 AM ) ... geroldia/tequila mockingbird/on ne voyer que des ombres this evening i went to see In her (their?) shoes with Kari, Gianna and Theresa. The theme of shoes was everpresent, yet not always consistent and the fiance seemed to be quite a catch. I enjoyed the stereotypical nanas who lived in florida. the season of chapstick is upon us. i now need socks and i am supposed to humidify my geetar. which i love. it is too late to listen to basque tapes while waiting for manu chao. which is what i am doing. goodnight. # Tuesday, October 04, 2005 ( 9:19 PM ) ... slow hands. today i told my TA that: ez dakit, baina nik arreba eta ahaia nahi ikasten dut. in ingles, but you know. i also played guitar. playing guitar everyday is helping me out a lot, i think. then at rehearsal we crashed big things and i copped a cheez-it. ni champaignen bizi naiz! <333 # Sunday, October 02, 2005 ( 8:31 PM ) ... the loots girls bring the party i am back from the land of allergies, babies, corn and waldorf cake. i dont have much to report. maybe later. when i got home the cat walked into the shower and demanded drinking water. so we gave it to him. we are whipped wimps. clg # |
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