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Thursday, February 24, 2005 ( 10:26 PM ) today i put an I on my tummy and an I on my back and then i pulled up my shirt at a basketball game. i was the second I in uni high. i didnt really pull it up that much. the other team had cheerleaders, during one routine the two boys had their hands UP THE CHEERLEADERS BUTTS! maybe i am immature, since they were talented cheerleaders, BUT HELLO! FINGERS+BUTTS=??? but(t) then a blue ridge lady told us to pull our shirts down. um. dear kind lady, with all due respect, go suck a giant cock! i mean having our shirts rolled up is really no worse than those cheerleaders' skirts. puhlease. i yelled so loudly that my throat hurts. but i really love the boys team. and i was sad that they lost. so sad. and i felt it was my duty to be comforting, but, well, you know. ANYWAYS! um. i think i'm alright. oh wait: today i saw this bicyclist get hit by a car. they had the right of way! i thought "poor college student," then i looked closer... and it was scott sapp! crazy. he was alright. the end. cordelia p.s. herr w didnt yell at me for showing my tummy i think it's because i have a lifelong commitment to germans. # Wednesday, February 23, 2005 ( 10:36 PM ) la belle et le passeport i really like the lounge. i like jumping on the couches and changing the cds and doing gymnastics. i'm not good at settling down. i think i'm getting sick. hooray my favorite undergarment is back in service. today my parents kept saying stuff about mark and i kept saying "i dont think so" "no, that wouldnt happen" but they didnt really get it. maybe that was the point. this is very cool: i borrowed daniel's international rap cd and who should come on but manau? i really liked them in 4th grade. today at swimming there was a water aerobics class. har har! clg # Tuesday, February 22, 2005 ( 10:14 PM ) j'ai du mal musicals are the most cheesy thing ever. i hope me thinking this doesnt mean i have a bad attitude. but wait. i probably do. not for the reasons you'd expect though! erm. i picked up magazines. they weigh in at a billion pounds. WHOOPS! so then this nice hatted boy picked them helped me. oh no. i am a weakling, cannot hold my penicillin, and a troll. my dad and i had a good time pretending to be penguins and eating and stuff but now he is contacting the german departments at the colleges he wants me to visit. and i think i should contact them and this is completely ridiculous. but hello father, i have visited three colleges. you visited one. in the 70s. but oh no, you are right. because as a physics professor at a big university you understand how foreign language departments work at small colleges. my cat just attacked me. it really hurt. clg # Monday, February 21, 2005 ( 11:15 PM ) porn porn porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn this weekend my mom and i stayed in a cold house i read almost an entire book i wore more layers than ever i walked a lot i had the worst hot "chocolate" ever we sand a lot of gay musicals and bought yarn i meant sang. i ate kosher and a large sweet bun or part of one i also drew a man on a plane and read _the charm stone_ over some woman's shoulder. how could i resist?!?! I spotted the word BREAST three times on one page and they were NOT talking about mammograms! i know this because: "the moan of perfect pleasure..." the end. cordelia # Tuesday, February 15, 2005 ( 7:16 PM ) "FUCK! it sucks to be me!" i'm deutsching it up, but strangely, not in german class. german class is so funny! today i did a little redecorating. then i realized that what herr w says as "Lambois" is spelled: lamboing. Oh yeah, this is the book i am "reading." i am sooo excited about improv. i hope everyone comes ready to do improv. and not loll around looking fat! today i got mail from kalamazoo (2), u of minnesota, grinell, and some other places that didnt have interesting envelopes. in math, ms. plisch equaled ali g bro stole my calculate for the ransom of a pencil! sadly, i only had one pencil, for me. so al had to pay the ransom. after working on long division with travis (traevis?), i walked to my dad's office singing to myself. it was nice and warm. BUT THEN these two DUDES were walking behind me talking about poker... EUGH! i have gotten into this weird phase where, if i eat a piece of candy, i think "cordelia, you are going to pay for that later" ie: was going to eat special chocolate--> walked up dad's stairs in a fast way. it's weird, but that is a bad example. yay! class rosters. i hope everyone in improv is ready clg # Monday, February 14, 2005 ( 7:34 PM ) my cat sent us a valentine/ransom note iiii am listening to south pacific. BUT iiii am skipping all the songs with the captain, or the frenchguy, whatever he's called. because whenever i hear his voice i can't picture anyone but tom's dad singing! whoops? also those songs are the bad ones. today i was like "BLARG! i do not want to go to rehearsal" but then it wasn't so bad. except for the sitting around parts. also i saw rose and she was radiant. we have the same middle name. today was a sad day for my heart but a good day for my soon to be bikini worthy body. HOLLA. when i say that i will be the hottest thing in vergas, MN i am: a. lying b. assuming i get the job c. assuming everyone will gorge themselves on wieners and i will continue my sit up regimen here is my agora schedule: Competitive Swimming Collage, Decoupage and an Introduction to Cordelia's Favorite Music Precolumbian America Rocky Horror ® Evolution My Only Scottish Lover Pleck Style Improv Craft Time with Ayesha FREE hooray. today was a bad day for my heart and my brain. it was good for my stomach and my cuticles. cordelia # Sunday, February 13, 2005 ( 1:06 PM ) he is handling the money/he is serving the food Name Four Bad Habits You Have: kicking off my socks at night so they fall under my bed and never get washed procrastinating scaring myself reading books when i should be studying Name Four Scents You Love: rain my room in summer the scent of cheese fries lilacs Your Top Four TV Shows: law and order the daily show seventh heaven true life Name Your Top Four Movies: shallow grave the royal tenenbaums the princess and the warrior run lola run Name Four People That Know You the Best: mark alice batia shrutizzle Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now: cameron (just because i was thinking about shruti) cheese fries mark shallow graves Name Four Things That You Have Done Today: slept ate golden grams made valentines a headstand Four Drinks You Regularly Drink: milk water water fountain water i really dont drink anything else. i hope my dad comes home so i can go get some cheese fries. yum. cordelia # Saturday, February 12, 2005 ( 2:42 PM ) i've a drowning grip on your adoring face: my dad has finally restored our internet. it isnt all that great. i wrote in my paper diary. a very good paper diary. mm. here is a brief week recap: illness floor varnishing complete with fumes and inconvienences babysitting the doggy drooled all over my pants. eurgh. but the cats were very friendly art class a terrible geetar lesson for the rest of today: hot chocolate mit mein vater supplies for my agora class valentines a shower? nursing mark back to health clg # Friday, February 11, 2005 ( 6:11 PM ) you with the stars in your eyes... HEY EVERYONE. these men are redoing the study's floor ---> i have no interweb. i am at the library. tonight i am babysitting and last night i wrote in a paper diary. ah. also i ate ice cream. i smell like floor varnish, it is completely awful. i have five minutes left. i am dissapointed that the dance was cancelled. alyssa's play? holler back (preferably by phone) -cordelia # Sunday, February 06, 2005 ( 4:38 PM ) you just dont know/if he is up for what you have in mind i just thought about someone and compared them to myself. and a little voice inside said "cordelia, you would talk them into submission." zhe was mad because i was spitting cherry pits. so i gave him a hug and apologized. later on someone and i woke up early and ate breakfast. (i ate meat!) and then my dad got up and was like "if you guys ate, i can make nesters" nesters are like birdsnests, but with bunny ears. and then ariel said "on second thought, can you make me one too?" and my dad was like "um... no" that was a dream. i am hungry! i have lost weight but i also havent really eaten anything. a little spaghetti + one pita with cherry jam = approx. nothing that was not a dream. clg # Friday, February 04, 2005 ( 11:40 PM ) are you drunk! i am listening to "ride wit me" because it is stuck in my head. earlier i just listened to belle & sebastian. over and over. when i walk, pay attention. mad props to batia, my favorite, for getting the part she got. that is all i will say about the musical. i should really stop knowing things before they happen, this has happened twice. i always get so much less pleasure than i'd expect that it is not worth it at all. having shruti hit me and hug me and be distracting in physics is not worth it. today in physics cameron told udara (and shruti, tess and i listened) a HILARIOUS story about a practice SAT. i love stories about when people cant concentrate, unless they are about me. i have art class, but i just sampled my yummy meringue chocolate chip cookie thing (for gender studies) so i have energy. i hope otis is there, he is sooooo cute. i am having an ear pain. when i get tired i say like a lot and distract myself. ow. my ear. my parents and i talked a lot at dinner. we ate in the dining room because the pizza stone made the kitchen SMOKE up a lot. my kitchen = hot box. surriously. i remembered fire safety stuff and crawled to the refrigerator to get the milk. har har, thought my mommy. it is hard to crawl and carry a gallon of milk. i thought about putting it on my back, but once i carried milk on my shoulder and it fell and burst all over a parking lot. tess thought it was so funny. my dad wasnt mad, he just wanted me to be embarassed. i have a white stripes recording from mark's birthday. i only just noticed. hm. also tonight i did a carrie impersonation, it was great. the scene right before the prom. then my dad told me that the only actual scary part was the very end, and something with st. sebastian! ahhh! so now i want to watch it but then i will be scared at night. i knew a boy named sebastian in third grade. we passed notes and he wore black basketball shoes. hm. clg # ( 7:56 PM ) it's no joke, your face is bleeding what does it mean when a boy looks at you like that? oh man you guys: you know the "you just saved my morning" billboards from mickey Ds? and you know the "HELLO WORLD" annoying pro life billboards that give helpful facts next to baby heads? well yesterday my mom confided to me that the sausage biscuit looks like a baby head and that she thought it was a "HELLO WORLD" baby when it was actually a "you save my morning" complete with breakfast burrrito. har har. chris bro is so vulgar. daniel and i threw paper at him, inspired, perhaps, by cameron and udara (so cute together!). i wrote a letter to the president. i am hungered and i feel sort of empty. i should play the sims. math was so wild today. so was german. after reading about the dumbest law suits ever (echt!) we just blabbered. i talked loudly so herr w could hear. we discussed toupees. max drifted in and out of consciousness and we giggled. but herr w was like "it's ok, it's friday, it happens to everyone" NOT ME! but so then max woke up and herr w told him. poor guy! but he stayed awake for the rest of the time. if my dad ever finishes cooking dinner i will eat that. cordelia # Wednesday, February 02, 2005 ( 7:07 PM ) i* <3 church ladies once i was in dresden and johannes went up to a communist and bought a cd. his grandfather was a communist and he cooked really fatty pork chops when dan went to visit. mmm. i like my creative writing story. today in math we watched a movie about paul erdos. i did the worksheet. then i watched al sleep and talked with chris bro. the other day in german i laughed because *Someone* was asleep. then herr w was like "what did i say?!" so i had to think about something else. this is the second time this has happened. cordelia *read "my nightmares" # |
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