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Friday, December 31, 2004 ( 8:28 PM ) yurgh: so in the past i have usually gone to ann arbor for new years. silvester. anyways. i am in chambana. usually i would take my diary and write down new years resolutions. once it was to make "peace" with leonard. he threatened to break my legs. um?! oh edison middle school. but also there was a lot of "be nicer to boys." you know, because i am very very mean to them. my cat is sitting on my radiator. he is very dusty from an accidentally long stay in the closet. he is very alert. yesterday my mom and i played "bobble heads" with him and he punched us a lot in the face. whenever i got a nosebleed at edison people always thought it was because i had gotten in a fight. anyways. i am inking and it is quite nerve wrecking, wracking, racking i hope i get wv. see yallz in 2005. cordelia # ( 1:33 AM ) i like the yeah yeah yeahs. strangely, i do not wear black eyeliner or have overly long black bangs slicked to one side. well, most of the time. anyways. bang! is completely about sex! and the horn! the bigger, the better. ok my favorite conversations: DeadBabiesRHot (12:21:33 AM): did you watch SOTD CatGirlCool (12:21:44 AM): yeah CatGirlCool (12:21:46 AM): it was good DeadBabiesRHot (12:21:53 AM): yeah its pretty good CatGirlCool (12:27:34 AM): i'm sorry mark DeadBabiesRHot (12:27:57 AM): about what? CatGirlCool (12:28:05 AM): no, i'm sorry DeadBabiesRHot (12:28:22 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH DeadBabiesRHot (12:28:26 AM): THAT WAS GOOOD CatGirlCool (12:28:33 AM): YAYEUGH CatGirlCool (12:28:37 AM): i am funny. CatGirlCool (12:28:44 AM): but i didnt actually, just so you know DeadBabiesRHot (12:28:46 AM): MAD PROPS TO YOU CatGirlCool (12:28:59 AM): thx awwww. <3. anyways. CatGirlCool (12:35:01 AM): well. you know. CatGirlCool (12:35:07 AM): not to discourage you CatGirlCool (12:35:12 AM): but it's hard to remember CatGirlCool (12:35:17 AM): i feel hella old. XXX (12:36:31 AM): hehe XXX(12:36:32 AM): you are XXX (12:36:46 AM): i don't know what to do..... CatGirlCool (12:36:47 AM): yes well. i prefer the term elderly XXX (12:36:58 AM): how are the sponge baths? CatGirlCool (12:37:17 AM): haha. great! my 23yr old pool boy gives them to me CatGirlCool (12:37:23 AM): he has such a light touch oh yeah, this too: Pastahead (12:53:51 AM): yeah. how about an "ass" Pastahead (12:54:00 AM): like they were like "blanky... JOIN THE SS FOR A DAY" Pastahead (12:54:11 AM): and he was like "ok guys" Pastahead (12:54:17 AM): and they gave him idiot boxers Pastahead (12:54:27 AM): and he never took them off XXX (12:54:27 AM): boxers? Pastahead (12:54:36 AM): it's a metaphor XXX (12:54:39 AM): figurtively XXX (12:54:41 AM): ok XXX (12:54:43 AM): gotch XXX (12:54:44 AM): a XXX (12:54:56 AM): i was having trouble with that word Pastahead (12:55:01 AM): more like crotcha! Pastahead (12:55:10 AM): HAHA. I AM FULL OF JOKES! whoa! a slice of someone's life! i like jokes. and i like how my filter is off! sorry they're so many convos... WAIT NO I'M NOT! take that motherfuckers. actually, when i typed mofos, it made me think of someone and then i went and read their blog. haha. ?! i am without filter. but i am also falling asleep. no work tomorrow. yay yay yay. oh whoops! this was not posted! clg. # Thursday, December 30, 2004 ( 7:06 PM ) i <3 when i read my old diary: "OH MY FUCKING GAWD IT WAS SUCH SHIT." i think i am going to go rent ali g. clg. p.s. school is so stressful. ew! p.p.s. i sent out my waldsee application... i hope i get in. # ( 6:12 PM ) let's go: ariana: you have my eggs. in your room hugh hefner: you are so classy. i am not saying that i want to take off my clothes for you. but really. i watched you on CRIBS and you were excellent! I wish you were my grandpa. also, your house is really cool. lucy: you have great style and know how to kick it off. also, you and i witnessed a drunk six year old. YAYEUGH. kinzie: you are great at gossip. and you have great taste in formal dresses! (i am almost positive you can borrow it, btw, talk to me on AIM). i admire your love of theatre. there. ANYWAYS. i feel rather activisty. probably because i am doing research for activism club stuff. come to activism club on thursdays. i am trying to get us to discuss tsunami relief at our next meeting. also, we will be doing anti-inaugural stuff. ****i'm not sure if you if you guys realize how bad this tsunami thing is. i found out that someone i know has family who were killed. that put it in perspective for me. i know this sounds cheesey, but it is not crazy, we all need to look deep inside ourselves and find the activist in all of us-- regardless of how we feel politically-- and help out. i am very dissapointed by the 30 million bucks and i am trying to get a bakesale together. please help me. clg # Tuesday, December 28, 2004 ( 1:13 AM ) packing it down below hats hats hats. boonie hats, felt hats. YARG. i counted them AWL day. surriously 9-6. minus 12-1. oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. but the sweet cash will make it worth it. my dad gave my cat 2 liver cubes. my cat ate some, spilled some on the floor, and then walked away. so i was watching him. then he started walking in a circle and then he went CRAZY. like shruti says. i <3 shruti. write me a comment and i'll tell you why i like you. example comment from: cordelia why do you like me? my response: you are witty and your blog makes no sense! ALSO! you are wearing a lovely red nightgown! um. but let's be sensible. if i hate you, dont comment, let's try to avoid an akward situation. no really, who would i hate? my motto is: dont player hate, participate! actually no, no it's not. theend! cordelia # Sunday, December 26, 2004 ( 11:54 PM ) takes off censoring. for christmas i made mark an apple pie. he liked it. hooray. i wonder what he will do when no brazilian girls can make him a pie. he will miss me, that is what he'll do. tomorrow i work. i really should go to bed. oh gawd. this room will never be clean. i am reading Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth. It's good, and beautiful. i love graphic novels MORE than a phat kid loves cake. I HATE AMERICAN EAGLE and THE MALL. so gross. my cat is here. the end! clg # ( 1:35 PM ) mmm. what the fuck: no more comments. # Friday, December 24, 2004 ( 1:29 AM ) is this love is this love.... ahhh. marley. what have i been doing with myself? well, i am playing a lot of the sims 2. i am eating at stranggggge times. i am going to bed late with my warm blankie. today i had the alfredo type of macaroni. yum! i love pasta sooo much. anyways!!! bed time/sled time cordelia # Wednesday, December 22, 2004 ( 6:54 PM ) making fiends i woke up at 1. actually, it was 12:59, but what's a minute? i ate a special blend of kix and rice krispies and called kari. i took a shower. i got in the car with my bag, some chocolate crinkles, but most importantly: the sims 2. the car will not start, the battery is not shot, the saturn just has the spirit of a crotchity old man. bah humbug. surriously. so i get out, bike to kari's. oh yeah, i am not wearing socks, or gloves. 1.5 blocks into the ride i can not really feel my fingers. i wonder if i'll make it. i make it and it takes a while for me to get warm. i regain feeling, we install the sims 2, marvel at its features, continue to marvel, play it. score big. i come home and unwrap the cheese my nana sent us for channukah. i rewrap it in other wrappings, i get stilton on my hand. errrlack. daddy calls, we tell him about car, he is not happy. tries to blame it on battery. silly daddy. tomorrow i might go swimming. cordelia # ( 1:01 AM ) I'll steal your honey like i stole your bike! this morning i woke up and i was like "GOD DAMN!" because it was sooo bright, then i remembered, I WAS NOT IN MY BEDROOM. i was actually in sara []'s bedroom. i had a vague memory of her brother barking or something, yeah! barking. anyways, after some knitting and some cereal i got out of that looney bin* and went to THATS RENTERTAINMENT and it was so fetch. really only because there were 16 minutes on the meter so i could a. drop off my movie, b. visit my mom. GEE WILLIKERS, the princess diaries two was actually ZE LAME. but i was only half watching so it was OKAY. my mom wasnt there so i left her a note. on to my house! on to lunch! on to getting to the dentist (after like a year) and not having cavities. BUT OUCH, that lady was brutal when she flossed me. i think i even cried out. after that my hubby and i chillaxed, tried to install the sims 2 on his computer. OH YEAH, i got it, but only my dad is allowed to install things so i have to WAIT. anyways, then i went to a slamming party chez max goldberg. kangway really seems dumb. he got lost, went missing, we thought he might be dead, but he was just at bro's house. omfg. but his mom was calling every 20 minutes it was crazy. then kinzie skidaddled over to my house, we are so cool, we chatted up and now i am here. TOMORROW: kari THE NEXT DAY: SWIMMING/MARK? "i hung outside her apartment for three weeks, and then we just clicked." - <3 <3 oh gosh, bed time for cordelias. clg # Monday, December 20, 2004 ( 12:22 AM ) the desert northern lights africa an elephant ever since i found out what my aunt is giving me for xmas i have been acting like a total dork. a materialistic dork. the weirdest thing about my arms is that i get new birthmarks. someday i will wake up and be completely brown. brown brown brown. I still have to make my bed. i hate making my bed. tears tears tears. here: CatGirlCool (12:28:07 AM): oh batia Batia Snir signed off at 12:28:07 AM. CatGirlCool (12:28:12 AM): BIATCH Previous message was not received by Batia Snir because of error (12:28:12 AM): User Batia Snir is not available. it's a true story! oh fack! time for bed. cordelia # Sunday, December 19, 2004 ( 2:04 AM ) everybody needs to know, it's the year of the [ ] i am still wearing my ear warmer. i have made extreme progress on my knitting. things are not so bad. mark is such a great dancer. last night i watched goodbye lenin. i took off my earwarmer. my cat is in my room, i dont know where though. i really want the sims 2. my cat is cute. ummm?!?! i think i'll go swimming next week. i just picked a towel off the floor and almost fell over. just like thursday night i jumped up for a break and ran across the room and choked and started coughing. really hard. so hard that my mom was like "are you ok?!" and i had to say that i choked on my own spit. i told ben sims this anecdote. it was funnily pathetic. tonight i wore the earrings batia gave me. they are so nice. [bla di bla bla] i am actually falling asleep, so i am getting into bed. cordelia # Saturday, December 18, 2004 ( 3:01 PM ) i did too many drugs?! things that are dumb: the constant jabber over the psat college my empty wallet so basically i have completed my to do list. except for the "finish german book" part. WHOOPS! but i already took the test on it, so it doesnt matter! oh, and kntting that "thing:" guess what. I suck at knitting. i am bad at it, not very creative with it, it is uh... too bad. we're supposed to go get a tree whenever my mom gets back from the "post office." and then some more last minute gift getting. eurgh. i am going to restart my knitting project. damn. clg # Wednesday, December 15, 2004 ( 6:51 PM ) i can not wait until this week is over. i can not wait. i am tired. today i got my psat score and my poor brain was confused. it is not a bad schore, but i was upset. we are eating spinach souffle for dinner. i hope that makes me feel better. also noodle bib is 'fristerating.' here are things i am going to do over break: watch goodbye lenin go sledding if it snows draw drive play my guitar gr. gr. gr! clg # Tuesday, December 14, 2004 ( 8:57 PM ) eurgh. i did concessions. it was actually great fun. liz came in and chilled. this guy kept coming in and ordering one item at a time. "are you guys like, really smart?" and i was like "yes, we are brainiacs!" i didnt even know i still had that word in my vocabulary! when the guy left for the umpteenth time i said "liz, i think he's hitting on you." and she was like "yeah, that happens a lot." and i laughed. and then she tried to justify herself. HA. no, not that she was lying, her delivery was just fuh-knee. i smell like popcorn now. eurgh. i just found the sweetest lj community ever. aw. today mark gave me the finger. i think it was because i hit his chin. but what did he expect? WHAT DID HE EXPECT? today i confessed to my double date and going to a club. omfg. today herr w walked into class and was like "this is going to suck" so we did nothing, but we spoke german. he said that something was weighing heavy on his heart. he told us about making butter. here are good things: roveiza my other math buddies ice water these great day dreams i've been having the urbana pool my bike this strange feeling inside caitlin's blog shruti's prying comments the blackouts interpol bad things (and their remedies): physics quiz (study) reminding myself of popcorn (shower) not having people's presents completely finished my annotated bibliography needs to go shove it. oh yeah, the popcorn machine malfunctioned, eunice opened the door and a scorching kernel flew into her eye! HAHAHA! <3, cordelia # Monday, December 13, 2004 ( 7:21 PM ) big hands, i know you're the one here is last week's list: annotated bibliography math project finish german book sleep have sleepover mit srooti knit that thing bball concessions so i have said that i'll do inventory for champaign surplus. oh goody. oh goody good gum drops. actually, i'm hoping that shruti will do it with me. or another buddy. i have el hiccups majoritoes! bye # Sunday, December 12, 2004 ( 6:36 PM ) i dreamed that my dad served me a bagel with meat. then i ate it. then i was like"FUCK... MEAT." then i woke up and went to a hannukah brunch. DP's eltern were there. i was tired and hungry. i eat fish. and i had a bagel and it was good. the latke's werent as good as my mom. this is weird! my mom's latkes beat real jewish latkes! yes, anyways. my favorite snacks are cereal and yoghurt. i would like to try soy milk one of these days! last night i went to the dance. i got there thirty minutes late, it was too early. poor sara had been there for an hour. we danced. and danced. and got all up on farid. THEN MY LOVELY FREUND, MARK SHOWED UP. i was sort of tired. BUT he was very hyper. i gave him my pink shirt, it was el hott. after the dance i drove ariana home and mark and i dropped in on the dan pleck. it was lovely. then i left to go home and was late. my dad yelled at me. so i didnt help him clean up. take that. i burned my mouth on some pizza. it is weird. this post has been going on for 2 hours! <3, cordelia # Friday, December 10, 2004 ( 11:12 PM ) because the citizen's beat is phat?! no really. so today was short. then i gave eleanor a ride home. then i found annie's house! then i ate cookies, watched WEIRD japanese movie and layed on her bed. it was so comfy. mmm. we also hid from her and she found everyone but me and then matt was like "What will happen if i sit on this lump?" and so i had to fight him! i <3: the violent femmes my cat my bed annie's blankies cookies pokey sticks i went shizzopping with my vati. i called out to him in the parking lot "VATI!!!" and some guy turned around! i think he thought i was calling him a fatty. also: my dad/vati was hungered so he was standing near sobukaka, or whatever the japanese place is called. and this guy named zhu offered me a sample, and i was like "no thanks" so he gave it to my dad. then he got more and tried to give me those! and i was like "i dont eat chicken" "oh, but this is japanese chicken, it is not american!" "it doesnt matter, i dont eat meat." there was also a girl and i recognized her... sort of. and it was so obvious that she was trying to figure out who i was. and then i realized it was BATIA! just kidding, it was some girl from edison. bla di bla bla. the end! cordelia # Thursday, December 09, 2004 ( 8:10 PM ) p.s. i am TOTALLY dumb. and you have nooo idea. mmmmm. mmm! # ( 7:32 PM ) she feels cheap but i feel free dear blogger, help me organize my life. a list: submit annotated bibliography history paper math project math corrections finish german book bathe sleep have sleepover mit srooti go to the dance clean room knit that thing get gifts for friends oh great! a list with colors! oh yeah: basketball concessions. Bleh. whoopsy. i missed katie. "dark chocolate is for smart people..." "NO, DARK CHOCOLATE IS FOR GRANDMOTHERS. because my grandma always had dark chocolate." i cant find my ring or my pencil case. um. today i tried to write "diagnosis morosis" but i wrote diagnosis mosis which must mean diagnosis moses which means i need to get religious so now i am going to go light some candles and chant! NO. fur rell. cordelia # Wednesday, December 08, 2004 ( 9:47 PM ) oh to plot and scheme. i heart shruti, also roveiza. how are her notes so great? i sat next to her today. she and tess and shruti, best physics buddies. tom took my seat because cameron took his seat. it wasnt very nice. tess fell over ---> i made her a nice sign. with a sloth. i love sloths. i got something from medecins sans frontiers. that would be sort of cool. i think i'd be a doctor if it weren't for chem. i am miserable at chem. but i want to help people. i finished Blankets by Thompson. it was good. i want to email him. my mom gave me a blue pencil for the second night. schwing! i miss swimming. over winterbreak i think i'll DRIVE to urbana to go swimming. i love my bike. having a driver's liscence will probably mean less bike. =( lazy cordelia. i think i will ask mr. rayb about that really long bike ride over the summer. not that i could do it very well. anyways. OH YEAH. i need a swimsuit. my muscles are cool. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCordeliAAAAA # ( 9:47 PM ) oh to plot and scheme. i heart shruti, also roveiza. how are her notes so great? i sat next to her today. she and tess and shruti, best physics buddies. tom took my seat because cameron took his seat. it wasnt very nice. tess fell over ---> i made her a nice sign. with a sloth. i love sloths. i got something from medecins sans frontiers. that would be sort of cool. i think i'd be a doctor if it weren't for chem. i am miserable at chem. but i want to help people. i finished Blankets by Thompson. it was good. i want to email him. my mom gave me a blue pencil for the second night. schwing! i miss swimming. over winterbreak i think i'll DRIVE to urbana to go swimming. i love my bike. having a driver's liscence will probably mean less bike. =( lazy cordelia. i think i will ask mr. rayb about that really long bike ride over the summer. not that i could do it very well. anyways. OH YEAH. i need a swimsuit. my muscles are cool. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCordeliAAAAA # Tuesday, December 07, 2004 ( 9:27 PM ) "a reindeer is very much like an anchor" i wrote this poem. and my mom told me it was like billy collins. how nice. driving by myself is so weird. so weird. so wyrd. haha. mr. rayburn. today he said "you know, usually it's the boys who make me feel like i'm teaching elementary school." SORRY MR. RAYB. actually i think it's ok. i mean. i cant help when the sloth urge strikes! besides i like the scarlet letter. I'm reading Blankets it's good. i have to figure out this creative writing thing. today ben sims and i were partners! this was after i dumped cameron. it was funny! i told cameron that my heart belonged to another and that i thought we should just be friends. he took it well. THEN herr w was like "you dont know how many girls said that to me!" and it was like, haha herr w! actually, i can guess! "paul du bist mein kleiner freund!" but even though i was just scherzing it lined up in the W brain with when i used to wink at cameron. and voila, herr w has created a relationship that never quite existed. whoops! anyways, create, create, create the beginning of last summer, at carle park, that was so nice. cordelia # Saturday, December 04, 2004 ( 12:03 AM ) no i dont-- i only have a friend he's not even going for it! stud prod tonight was excellente. i should be asleep but i had guinea pig problems. i gave harriet a bath. i think i will leave my computer on overnight. so i can get you know what. once: i went to a concert and this guy was like dont buy cigarrettes, grow your own tobacco and smoke it on the pages of a bible! and i really agree. mostly with the first part. you should probably just make your own paper though, i mean, books are nice and valuable. ok tomorrow. tomorrow. this morning i overslept... BY THIRTY MINUTES AND THEN MY DAD WAS JOLLY. ok. shoppin hoppin. "his name is tuttle and he has relatives coming from Crete? WHAT is his problem?" that was my mom. oh no! i just AIMed him to tell him and it is ms. patton. hardy har har. yes bed. yaya yayaya i love maddy and jackie jayahk!!!" cordelia # Wednesday, December 01, 2004 ( 10:14 PM ) tell me am i right to think that there could be nothing better? i havent eaten meat for a while. i cant remember the last... oh yes, that enormous pork tenderloin. oh gawd. that was huge, huge like my heart. actually, my heart is icy and small and i only care about people i don't know. i wrote a poem that i like. i dont know if i want to get married. i love shruti. and batia. OH YEAH: ROVEIZA IS THE COOLEST EVER AND SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT MATH BUDDY, SHE IS ALWAYS HELPFUL AND I LOOOOOVE HER. oh yeah, but there is gellatin in my cereal. oh well. i like it. it brings me joy. i told shruti a secret! you know when you dont know if you're joking? YEAH. where is gargantua when i need him/her? herr w may be conservative. and he may be a bit strange. but i realized today how much i like him. oh i am terribley sad. my paper is great. clg # |
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