she's a lot, a lot like a robot.
Once I swallowed a magnet...
Once I swallowed a magnet...
Saturday, June 26, 2004
      ( 11:39 PM )  
can i tell you that i dont like being used?

tonight my cat ate! yay for alice. he has been doing non-eating protest, i forget the official name for that, a starve in? no. anyways, it was a happy occasion and he celebrated by sneaking out and sitting on the front porch so we could see him and say "WTF? how did he get there?" he is a trickster. Mark and I went to see RHV at the taste. we also talked to WEFTies, Gregies, and I wrote a postcard to John Kerry. While watching RHV (who now all have weird hair implements, either long, or crazy sideburns/chops) we saw Jake R. he was looking for his dear natalattle.
the person who empties my trashcan is going to wonder, here is a brief sample of its contents:
plastic case for my flippers
package that contained my handcuffs
ace bandage package
a midol container

also some of kari's stuff.
today my mom and i went to golden wok and made origami for a little girl who was there. we also had yummy spring rolls.
tomorrow i go to german camp, then frankreich.
here is my addy at germ camp:
Cordelia Loots-Gollin
Waldsee Vergas
Camp Trowbridge
50261 County Highway 17
Vergas MN 56587

i will be back july 25th.

see ya.

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      ( 1:08 AM )  
drug facts (continued)

on sunday i leave until july 25th. i am so bad at packing. i am packaphobic. if you expect a post card, email me your mailing address. dont AIM it to me though. noooo.
today i went to the taste of champaign. i had a beef brisket sandwich. mmmm. yummy.
then i came home. mark and i watched monk (featuring monkeys) and some jon stewart interviews.

Bed Time Continouumcjsc;csjhshc!

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Friday, June 25, 2004
      ( 1:01 AM )  
i love when people love what they do

propaganja.
i um... was savagely brushing my teeth (because i am totally pro dental hygene) and i gashed myself with the tooth brush.
i have also put my cell phone down. and now i canty find it. ok nevermind. it was in a bag. my room is the room of a packer. (not fudge). it is scary and messy.
bedness, bedness.
wow. another useless post. who would have dared to think it?

also my injury report: the pad of my thumb is injured so i am trying to type upside down. my cat is a menace and scratched me. and i have a weird bruise pattern. um... hooray? NO. horroray.
oh my, i said "canty find it" but i didnt mean to. i will leave it. i like it. i dont like you. well maybe i do and maybe ow. my thumb.

sorry to dissapoint 10x more than usual.

cdelia
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Thursday, June 24, 2004
      ( 1:07 AM )  
carrying the whale

today i went shopping for underwear and tshirts. now my life is complete.
tomorrow:
appointment
kari
haircut
bike

i have new muscles.
har har

clg.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004
      ( 11:56 PM )  
you better wipe that dirt off your shoulder.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE JUST WALKED IN ON TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX. AND I SWEAR THAT DIDNT JUST HAPPEN. NO REALLY. I WASNT EVEN IN THE PARKING LOT FOR THE PEEPEE WILLY NILLY INCIDENT. I WAS BEING DILIGENT. I WAS WORKING DOOR. OR BEING AT THE UM... ESPRESSO ROYALY. BUT OOOOOH MAN! AND THIS IS ALL FROM READING A SECRET WRITING. BUT NOT SECRET... PUBLIC. TIP TOP HURRAY FOR INDISCRETION!

attention: i am a gossip-monger
i am a bit hyperactive
i have a wesley willis song stuck in my head.
i really like music

THANK YOU, SEATTLE!

-your bestest buddy, cordelia rose!

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Monday, June 21, 2004
      ( 11:42 AM )  
game over: it's no fun.

rowr.
last night i had a very interesting dream.
ok. so this guy (i cant remember who) and i were skateboarding on mini skateboards by this store. then we realized that these two men in this old car were police. so we ran inside a shop. but we knew the police were following us, so we ran up some flights of stairs... too many stairs, i was winded. then i think i hid my skateboard in my backpack. i kept asking people "is skateboarding a crime?" and i was sort of worried because i didnt have a record. so then people were consoling me. and i was sitting down and i just kept asking if skateboarding was a crime. and then someone nibbled on my ear. um. so i think i ended up getting some writeup or warning for tresspassing. but no one really cared.
in another dream (or maybe it was the same one) i was told to put my hands in the air, by people i knew, but i kept forgetting and taking them down, but they didnt mind because i gave off an air of innocense.

those were my dreams (mostly).

clg
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Sunday, June 20, 2004
      ( 11:27 PM )  
why do i ask this way.

i meant to write act... oh well.
when i had the flu my parents gave me an early christmas present... they were very nice. they are good parents even if they can not handle the loud music. food not bombs today was rad. we served at least 11 people not counting ourselves or the people who just stopped by to watch.

i like how i wear the same pants with the same lotion. it is special. it is good.

you are so lucky to know these legs...ksdjk

cordelia

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Saturday, June 19, 2004
      ( 8:53 PM )  
begging for that girl to stay.

I AM HAVING LOTS OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.
i biked over to battle of the bands (what a useless waste of a war metaphor). i saw julia, mike a., mike i., evilfritz and david cohen. then i called it a day and left because i felt like i was wasting... something. also i would like to declare the atmosphere as horrible with lots of people sitting on those chairs that fold. this is a difficult point in my life, the sissy concerts are too sissy and the hardcore concerts sometimes too hard. i need the imc show space back. um. please. i have been reading the latest book about georgia nicholson, courtesy of kari. it is good. but i have to sort of stop for a bit. because i am comparing it to stuff. and i really dont think she'll end up with who i want her to end up with. and i dont want to be sad or discouraged.
i am supposed to be sorting through clothes/making my bed. but it is very difficult. it is sad. i am saddened by it. i leave on sunday. for a long time. until the 25th, in fact. i made soup. it turned out pink. which was alarming, but it was tasty.
this is ridiculous:
my face is sunburned, but it isnt red on the part that is hidden when i smile, so i am all pink except for these little lines. and oh man. i guess i'll just have to smile ALL the time. oh no. i am sort of a grump, this will not do at all.

mwa mwa mwa

cordelia

p.s. i took alice out on his leash. he was well behaved and i ran away from him when we got inside to avoid another mangling incident.
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      ( 1:24 PM )  
bladibladibla

hooray. the day before i leave to go to ze minnesota the rhv are playing at the taste of champaign. and i dont know if i still like them. but i still like their tshirt. i dont really like their fans. i dont really like twelve year olds. but i am sure i will go for old times sake. and oh my, i can even use my bike light on the way back. oh yay. because it will be so near my house. oh yay. now i have to go. oh well. it's settled. and battle of the bands? it's today at the library... maybe i will make an appearance. but probably not. seeing as how bleeding with victory is not playing and i do not feel attached to any other public school bands. not even missing the point (oh gag me with a ladle). i also need to drive and take underwear inventory. uh... yay? oh, i also need to get dressed.
yes.

cordelia

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Friday, June 18, 2004
      ( 11:29 PM )  
until there's nothing left

this morning i went to the doctor. except really it was the nurse practitioner. that was fine. she did something i'd never experienced, being pushed... checking my balance? she also talked to me, probably checking my mental health. but she didnt ask my that much about my feminine health. which was weird. oh but she noticed how i have crooked toes. "oh my, i noticed that these toes are almost the same... and this one is crooked... does it get better when you stand up" "uh..." "OH NO! it gets worse." um... thanks? on the way into the hospital i saw a mommy leaving with her new baby, and that was very nice.
then my dad and i went to durst cycle and picked up supplies for my bike.
i came home, disentangled myself, ate lunch and went to kari's. she had baked a cake for her grandparents. then we went swimming. we did a few laps... then we remembered all of our fun games from last summer. kari cant stay on the bottom, and i couldnt really either, so we took turns holding each other under water... um, healthy behavior? we also played the "surprise" the other girl by pushing her over. or surprise her even more by pulling. and somehow we rough housed (?) like mad. but were not yelled at once. not one time. instead they yelled at people for splashing. oh yeah, makes a ton of sense to me too. except one bad thing about holding your best friend under water, besides teaching kari bad infant bathing techniques is that not everyone catches onto your game, and they sometimes step on you (kari). um... oops?
i went to the glass menagerie at krannert and rose's mom did a lovely job. collette and noam were also in attendance as was rose.
then i came home and WOW my bike was 10 times prettier. my dad was kind enough to install my mirror and lights.
hip hip hooray!

ok, have a fun night.

clg
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Thursday, June 17, 2004
      ( 10:03 PM )  
"i broke my own heart again-- it was a stupid thing to do"

i dont like drunkards.
i am tired. i almost got hit by two cars today. not really. but both times it wasnt my fault. i had a french meeting. i'm afraid that i was completely uncooperative. oh well. i had my tag interview today, i think it went pretty well. i am going to bed now.

bye.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004
      ( 11:48 PM )  
99 problems but a bitch ain't one

check out jayzeezer before it gets closed.
today was a radio meeting. and it was fine. we were late. but that is AOK. do you know why? because. because i said so. also, late is fashion, fashion is late. and fashion is italy and italy is pasta and pasta is great, therefore late is great.
tomorrow i am staffing. yay working door. one of the bands, forca macabra, is from finland, but they sing in portugese. how rad is that? very rad.
i have a tofu craving.

mmm.

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      ( 12:26 AM )  
keep truckin'

ew. *i* am not a fan of *you*

my cat has started lying in a corner. it's very strange. i hope he isn't ill.

for dinner i lacked an egg so i had to run over next door. and it was weird. and i am wondering if i need to repay them the egg or not.

byebye

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Monday, June 14, 2004
      ( 9:28 PM )  
you want what you want, but you don't want to be on your knees

a month or so ago i passed up an opportunity to be made over as a zombie and attend a movie for free. i went to a concert instead. i am sort of kicking myself now (only sort of, because the concert *was* good times). i really feel like being zombified.
kari and i went to the pool today. it was a LOLfest. we played. and flipped. and missed euey.

tada, an entry!

cordelia

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Sunday, June 13, 2004
      ( 7:09 PM )  
"i hate house music because house music, house music never meant anything at all to me"*

things that are sad:
1. my dad saying he'll go driving with me and not going
2. my mom not wanting to drive with me
3. me not having a calendar
4. meat/my kleenex
5. carding
6. me accidently stopping the download of a good song

things that are less sad:
1. watching special movies
2. my cat
3. fnb
4. my "yummy yum" play list
5. patrick fugit/my tamagotchi (who i accidently ignored for a long time)

i wish i could remember maureen's email address

clg

*ballboy, "sex is boring"

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      ( 12:09 AM )  
i like what...

i just saw "saved"
my tamagotchi has batteries
i gasped a lot
oh man
this madness has got to end

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Saturday, June 12, 2004
      ( 12:47 AM )  
i got my philosophy...

if all y'all could see my desktop...
there is sock fuz on my toe scab. boo hoo.

WHAT AN ENLIGHTENING ENTRY!

mmm.

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Friday, June 11, 2004
      ( 5:06 PM )  
just let me.

i am sort of hungry for udon.
i went driving today. and it was good except for
1. a pesky curb
2. my driveway... um... sucking

then i went home and made breakfast food for lunch. then maureen came over. and she brought me a present. and she told me all this stuff about people in our former 6th grade class.
my "your black star" pin is rusting and that is so sad you can not even imagine.

peace ou

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Thursday, June 10, 2004
      ( 2:13 PM )  
three brothers made in taiwan

last night tom came over and we cooked gourmet style omlets and i know i spelled that wrong but they tasted good. we also listened to trans-atlantic on weft. it was really good. especially "sex is boring" by ballboy. yesterday i also biked around and handed flyers out. then i was going west through downtown champaign and it was very disorienting. because i usually go east. but anyways. i cut my finger while washing out a catfood can. it bled a lot. too much, in fact. i revisited posts from january. a sort of comparison study. the results didnt show it, but i know that it was totally there. and um. no joke! i saw the video of the collaboration between jack white and the older country woman singer. it was pretty good.
so remember how i watch law and order too much? well besides knowing the formula for the episodes, the show has begun to take over my brain. i am also more flighty (that makes me sound thin) and much more of a scaredy cat. for example: yesterday i walked by the kitchen and i heard this whistling noise. i was home alone. and i was like "oh my gawd, there's someone in my kitchen whistling" so i thought "there is absolutely nothing to do to save myself, i may as well bust in and make a last good show" or something like that. so i turned on the light... and it was just the dishwasher acting weird. i am... no good.
i had cheerios for breakfast/lunch. while trying to get them out i knocked over lots of candle stuff and broke some glass. WHOOPS! the cheerios were good though.
i have no calendar so here are my appointments:
10am-- interview, a week from today
10-12--tomorrow: driving
7pm today: shows meeting

cordelia

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Wednesday, June 09, 2004
      ( 6:41 PM )  
good riddance

May 1987 According to his authorized biography (published in 2000), Reagan wonders aloud about the AIDS pandemic:

"Maybe the Lord brought down this plague... [because] illicit sex is against the Ten Commandments." [Dutch, p. 458]


good fucking riddance, indeed.

clg

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      ( 9:14 AM )  
the birds are crazy

yesterday tom and i went to a radio meeting. then it took a really long time to turn onto lincoln. especially since a guy tried to sell us a computer:
"hey, you work with computers?"
"uh..."
"i've got a brand new windows XP 3000 with serial number, a keyboard, a mouse, programs, the sims, digimon, moggoalobakd, some computer techie term, magical flying powers, and everything!"
don't even AIM me and say that those arent real computer options, because maybe he didnt say that. but i cant remember what he did say.
we also spied on people.
man. i try to be all productive and call JR's so maybe i can actually start driving. and i get the message. this is sad.

-cordelia
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      ( 12:24 AM )  
sing long, sing well...

things could've turned out so different

+-+
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Monday, June 07, 2004
      ( 2:31 PM )  
holla:

CatGirlCool (2:28:56 PM): I HATE HOW THAT HO ON BUFFY IS NAMED CORDELIA
CatGirlCool (2:29:02 PM): SHE NEEDS TO GET BITCH SLAPPED
run toward noise (2:29:16 PM): hah
CatGirlCool (2:29:37 PM): REALLY HARD
run toward noise (2:29:48 PM): is she the one who just posed for playboy?
CatGirlCool (2:29:56 PM): pprobably
CatGirlCool (2:29:58 PM): HO

oh by the way, i used the phrase "street cred" the other day and it totally threw off all the people i was talking to (annie and eric).

MUCHOS.
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      ( 12:18 AM )  
hello my little friend:

remember how people used to wear combs in their hair?
i do:
I SO DO.

i just put my comb in my teeth and thought "yarg, i'm a pirate."

go me.


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Sunday, June 06, 2004
      ( 12:55 PM )  
marijuana bulldozer

it smells like summer.
i downloaded a song... or rather a bunch of song clips smushed together and they confused me:

"take aborted babies, and bring them back to put them in the army and rule the world just to..."

GO TEAM

(cordelia)
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      ( 1:26 AM )  
STOP THE PRESSES

my tummy hurts. oh man. all the trip people are leaving soon. it will just be me and tom and mark and ben and maggie and kari and maureen and ... maybe not so bad.

MAN #




Saturday, June 05, 2004
      ( 12:11 AM )  
totally wrinkly, like a triplet from belleville

the car battery died so mark and i made dinner.
it was really good. but really late. now he's going to do badly on his SAT IIs or not.
then my parents and i watched the triplets of belleville.
and i finished my TAG app.
i keep breaking laws on my bike. especially around "do not bike here" signs. and when i bike "there" i sort of crouch down and go faster like oh maybe no one will see me ... it is dumb. but so are "dont bike here" signs on a busy street. my spacial awareness isnt good enough to ride in the street. plus i dont have no mirrors. and can get my signals confused. Oh well.

toodaloo
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