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Wednesday, April 30, 2003 ( 8:10 PM ) Dress Rips, Exposing Buttocks Oooooooooooooooooooooooh. I am in two new skits in big show. YAY. I really want to tell everyone about them but I am determined to keep it a secret. But I will say this: hehehehehehe yay! Headline: "Live Worms Found in Shuttle Debris." If you had known the people on the Columbia, wouldn't that make you mad? I mean come on, your friend died, it wasn't their fault and yet a worm was spared. A worm. A WORM! JESUS CHRIST. Batia Snir: Until we meet again my pretty. Hehe. She is Romeo. I think that I will run tomorrow but I am not entirely sure. So. Jolly Friends, I must depart. lateri. # Tuesday, April 29, 2003 ( 9:53 PM ) California, Uber Alles. I was just thinking (an hour or two ago) how Mix Tapes mean more than Mix CDs. Not that Mix CDs mean nothing, it's just that Mix Tapes take so much longer to make. Now I am thinking about Ben Folds and what a stellar guy he is. Mmmmm. So, today I have a cold and spent most of my day blowing my nose. After school, Casey gave me a chocolate vagina which she bought at "Sex Out Loud" which took place at the union. I'm saving it so my mom can see. I mentioned it in Big Show and Sasha got really excited and wanted to see it. Hugh got scared. Really, nothing good happened today. My Grandma is getting here on friday, so is my aunt as is my cousin Mucus. My dad has been installing these blind-like things to give my aunt more privacy when she visits. But he isn't supposed to know that she's coming. Gee, I wonder who told. Come on, it was the least I could do. At least he knew several weeks before instead of the three hours that I was allowed. Maybe we should stop telling each other so she can see how we really feel when she visits... awful and infringed upon. Then maybe she'd stop coming all together. Sure, I love her and her visits are usually pleasant. But the last two times that she's come she hasn't been invited. Oh well. It is also sad because when she and Mucus come I have to share my Grosmutti. I need a tattoo. Does anyone have a tattoo that I can borrow? lateri. # Monday, April 28, 2003 ( 10:22 PM ) I lick the salt from my wounds and run into the night Yay. I have finally figured out that this song on my mix CD is by the distillers it is super nice and I love it. Today I was thinking about how I need a haircut. I need one. Also, I have a cold. Big Show was fun. Afterwards, Eli gave me a ride home, I like his car. We watched more Romeo and Juliet in English. I really like the beginning of the 1996 version. So. I could tell you about Friday and Saturday. But I don't really feel like it. I should go sleep. so lateri # Thursday, April 24, 2003 ( 11:24 PM ) Today I wrote a little in my non-digital diary. Then I read some of the past entries. Then I got mad at myself for writing stuff then I threw it down on the ground. Damn it, where is my night in shining armor when I need him? Tarnished and broken armor would also do. The darkness has a hunger that's insatiable. Yay, Indigo Girls. I did the wrong math problems. I refuse to do the right ones. TAKE THAT MS. PLISCH. Actually, it was a mistake, at least I did them. Now I am fed up and listening to the Indigo Girls because I can't take it anymore. And frankly, neither can you. Argh. # Wednesday, April 23, 2003 ( 8:08 PM ) french canadian vocal stylings Oh sweet, sweet motion city soundtrack, how I adore thee. Today I was trying to tell my Mom how much I yearned to be in the art room making pretty art all day. I don't think she understood, I don't think she could. She changed the subject, but that's ok. I probably shouldn't tell her. So, today we finished the movie "Smoke Signals" and I liked most of it. Today I wrote two big show skits I found them funny. I ate carrots and kosher macaroons and a pita. During German I made a flip book, I should really pay attention more because genetive is dumb and I probably don't even get dative yet. Oh well. I am not sure if I have anything to say to anyone right now, but if I do it is probably something about how there are so many things I'd rather do then homework but that it what I have to do right now. Don't worry, substance might return soon. I am omitting talking about events of the past two days in two people's lives because the events were dumb and confused someone. Get it? lateri. # Tuesday, April 22, 2003 ( 9:10 PM ) You took a trip, and climbed a tree. Yay! Victor impersonations. I feel deeply active and really liberal. Someone put a flyer for a pro-war meeting in my baseball bag. It had something about how the peace movement gave birth to international terrorism. I wonder who put it in my bag. Oh well, I was actually considering going. But I have a game then, it would be fun to write about. If someone dumps you because you refuse to drink then you are cool and they are dumb, that is wisdom, sort of. Ummmm. Lucretia, lucretia. Chicken, I looked into math and you looked sad and alone. I'm growing old, it's getting late. lateri # Monday, April 21, 2003 ( 6:36 PM ) "211?" "211!" "YOWZA" Agharoo. So, today I went to big show. That was fun and funny but it also meant that I had to run. So, I ran for twenty minutes with chicken. I am proud of myself because I didn't cheat at all (unless jogging in place while fixing blasted pony-tail counts). But do you know who did? Yes, MAX RICH. I was finishing up my second lap when I passed him and he was stopping which was weird, because I had just seen him starting his first lap when I was ending my first. So I asked him if he wanted to do two more and he mumbled something and ran another. Way to go max rich. But he only ran two and I would like him to know that that is a sad thing to do. So, I wasn't that tired until math and then I was tres sleepy. But now I have a headache and the Merry Maids neglected to clean my room which is bothersome. There is a ten year old inhabiting my lower bunk. I have not seen her yet this evening, I suspect she is watching the boob tube. I have a headache, homework must be done and showering and lots of sleep. So I am out. Robbie was being dumb and homophobic today in math and then rapping (headache) at least David is in my group. lateri. # Sunday, April 20, 2003 ( 9:07 PM ) It might not be that bad, you were the best I ever had. Mmmmmm. Yum. Counting crowes and toadies and closer to fine. Playing pretty songs. Blogger = stupid piece of shit. I am sorry blogger, you know how I really feel. It took lots of tries to log in today. Made tremendous progress in art class. Heard "Helloooo" looked up, saw Gail, hear "satan is my master, he has always been" in my head. Laughed a lot from lack of sleep and memories of dancing with strange boys and hearing their strange commentary. Was told to shut up by sergei. Interviewed Sean about his not so religious past. Met nice people. Cleaned room (sort of) bled from both nostrils, felt close to death. Laughed at gay tax attorneys on SNL. Liked Chris from Dissmissed. Walked through the art institute hallways and realized what I wanted to do with myself forever. Oooh, slept over at sara's watched shakespeare in love, almost cried. Loved couch, had fun. Today is easter. No chocolate, but socks. I would like to be done studying but I am not. I have a strong calf, I just punched it. So, friday picnic with mark, alternative shopping with sarah, sleepover at sara's. jesus. I need to study. Mark came over today, that was good. I'm going to play my guitar a little and go back to the books and some apple pie. lAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATeri # Monday, April 14, 2003 ( 7:32 PM ) i *heart* hyacinths. I've thought of some good band names recently... one of them is "The Pulsing Beans" ok, maybe not so good but funny in Bio movie. The other one is not printable and should probably be for a bunch of preppy cheerleaders skanks turned lesbian male hating rockers. Or maybe just male hating wannabe lesbians. On saturday I woke up early, took a school bus to Normal and watched two baseball games. I got a sun burn, returned, bought a toaster, went to see the musical, cheered for batia and went home. On sunday, I woke up and read The New York Times. Then I did homework and then mark came over then I went to girl scouts and saw Kari. The sun burn that I accquired saturday prompted Dan Pleck to ask if I "like wear blush all the time" which later on led to a comment made by my mom about how I get sun burns all the time. Then I told her how Ariana's mom thinks that I take drugs (HA) and that made her upset but I convinced her that it was no biggie because I don't take drugs and that it was a crazy idea. On Friday night, I went to Ben's ("will other people be there?") and watched the movie "Airplane" and a little south park. Ben has a nice duct tape wall. I saw it and I thought, "gee, whatever could the purpose of that duct tape wall be?" then mark walked me home and I probably went to sleep. I can't remember. All the nice flower smells and traffic noises are coming through my window. Please, don't ever grow up. lateri, if you want. # Sunday, April 06, 2003 ( 4:13 PM ) Float away on foggy emeralds. I like Mo's new template it is happy and has fruit (I drew lots of fruit in history class on friday). Do you know who used to have that template but doesn't anymore? No. I don't think you do. I like radiohead. I like ben folds. Went to art class yesterday, had Gail for teacher. *squinty eyes* Tried to make stuff out of clay, have not worked with clay in a year, failed. Went to guitar did ok. Went to protest held sign that said "We're not with stupid" that had arrows pointing to a picture of Dubya. Then a lady rolled down her window and yelled "He's an asshole, you've got the right sign!" That made my day. Then I went home and worked on my GS project for 15 minutes when Mark called. Went over to ben's watched clerks ate gooey chinese food, left for concert. Saw strange meditating boys "I've seen you before, who are you?" "Bachlaaaaaaaaa, Corneliaaaaaaaaa" left concert before bands, never payed. Went to parents' friends' house. Watched "Sordid Lives." Laughed. Went home, ate cheese, slumbered. Woke up, felt gipped, showered, did math, ate cheese for lunch, hung out with mark, tried to write english paper, crashed computer, blogged. I want some more cheese. goodnight apricot. lateri. # Thursday, April 03, 2003 ( 9:05 PM ) I hope that the next boy that you kiss has something dreadfully contageous on his lips. So. A very painful baseball practice. [I am now going to tell you about my injuries because whining is good for me.] While playing catch I got hit in the back which was my fault because I wasn't watching it. That wasn't funny but the rest of my injuries are. Farid was climbing the fence and he slip and his cleats slid along my leg with actually was rather painfully but it wasn't so bad. Then I was playing 3rd base (playing!) and Varun was running and ran into me and then I fell over but I was ok. But then a grounder came towards me and smacked into my knee cap so now it is being iced. I would have iced it earlier but I told myself it was nothing. So here I am comforted only by the slipper on my right foot... more specifically my big right toe because it is a doll slipper and only my toe would go inside but it has ears so I like it. I think that it is a bunny, but I am not sure... it is bright orange. I am very excited that I get to go to art class on saturday because we are going to start a new project this is super good because I have several stylistic ideas that I would lik to experiment with. I talked briefly with Maureen this evening it was amusing. lateri. # Tuesday, April 01, 2003 ( 7:47 PM ) LUCY LOOTS... LEAFLETS More quotes from the protest: "My husband-- I mean brother is in the military" Then this lady drove by hanging her "Proud to be an American" yardsign out the window and the guy handing out leaflets gave her one and then we were talking to her and she dropped it and we said stuff... "Give a hoot, don't pollute" "You litterbug!" "you shouldn't have taken it if you didn't want it" and then the guy with the leaflets yelled "you are not proud to be an american" ... "you're just saddam's helpfull little idiots." So, on the commercial for the anti-peace rally they play dixie in the background. You know what that means... right? Yeah... It means that only people on the confederate side are real americans. Well if that's the case, then maybe I'd be prouder to not be american. Oh yea, Someone had a sign that said "Thank God 4 W." And these people leaned towards our car and waved flags and the driver of my car (who shall remain anonymous) said "Touch my car, jackass, and I'll arrest you." So... I have to go work. I don't know if there was a point to this post except that yesterday I saw Lee Fritz and that was fun. lateri... # |
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