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Friday, August 30, 2002 ( 7:01 PM ) GRRRRR. Don't you hate when someone goes out with someone they said they'd never go out with and then they don't tell you? GOD DAMMIT. ok. Must stop Cursing, I showed my grandma my blog. I scrolled really fast by the pussy parade thing. ANyways tonight is the howdy hop. I am going. In my attire.I'm gonna go shower. # Wednesday, August 28, 2002 ( 9:17 PM ) AHAHAHA. I just called 1071. And said "hewwo...hewwo dis is batcha" AHAHAHA. And then after the phone call I stumbled around laughing and broke something. HAHAHA. I am having trouble. I cant stop laughing. I just called 1071 for the third time, it was drew patterson he was a little hostile at first. "DWEWWWWWWWWWWWW PATTEWWWWWWWWSON" then he said "who the fuck is this?" "so i said that it was cordelia" and he eased right up. uh woh. Today we ran the mile. I was very tired but now I can't seem to calm down. DATS ALL. # Tuesday, August 27, 2002 ( 10:03 PM ) Oh my. Today was the second day of school. I am posting because Mark said my blog looked lonely which it is. Tomorrow is the first Gay Straight Alliance meeting. Goody. I'm bringing treats. Yesterday we were assigned a flow chart and I did it. But I was very frustrated and it took me two hours and then, it was mostly wrong. BUMMER. But geometry is pretty easy. The howdy hop is on friday. I can go. Everyone is saying that they won't go because it's dumb and bla bla bla. But I plan on going even if it means hanging out with myself. I'm not sure why I want to go so much since it won't be as exciting as last year. Oh well... I was watching this movie once about Dorothy Parker. They actress had a really cool voice. .shower. # Sunday, August 25, 2002 ( 9:54 PM ) Tommorow is the first day of school. I cleaned my room, my desk and my under bed. I don't know why but my dad made me. I need to shower and wash my hair. Yesterday I went to the uni picnic. All I have to say is nothing. Today I went to Kohl's and saw Pitt. YAY. I bought a belt and some exciting underwear. At the picnic I saw my friend from camp--Stephanie--she was paddle boating. Tomorrow I'll write about the cake. lateri # Saturday, August 24, 2002 ( 9:42 PM ) Sorry about that. Let's see. Today Kari dropped off the umbrella while my mom and I were making pie. So we fed her lunch and she and I made monkeys. Then we polished and married eggplants. Sweet. Sara is over. I'll write tomorrow I guess. # ( 12:12 AM ) I have a burning desire to tell you all to fuck yourselves. One more thing before I hibernate... When I went to Kari's house we got really wrapped up in playing the SIMS and she forgot to eat lunch. So we scrounged around and found some sandwich stuff. Sun chips are wicked. Then we went swimming and it was floaty day so we had floaty wars and hogged floaties. more later....... # ( 12:02 AM ) ACK! My internet has been down for a long time. Since I posted in fact. But now it is back up since my dad fixed it and I am full of joy except that it's close to midnight and I need to sleep. Since I didn't have the internet I played a lot of Super Munchers, and I decorated my notebooks. They are all nice and I feel accomplished already. Today I had lunch with BATIA and then we went to my house and Kari and Maureen came over and we had fun. Batia gave me eyeliner. It is cool and I haven't poked my eye out yet. We called people to invite them to our pool party (in the kitchen) but no one was home so we left a message on Benjer's answering machine and I threatened to kill him. Maybe that's why he called back. Hmmm... Anyways, I am very proud of my decorating skills even if I do have glue all over my fingers. Oh well, at least now I get to peel it off. Tomorrow is the Uni picnic, I must bring Mark his sunglasses (he forgot them). My mom is making some sort of side dish and we are making a pie together. That would make Ingo happy. I almost put his face on my binder, but I didn't. I love crayons. They are my favorite thing right now. I have a tin full of crayons. I like the way they smell, and the way they melt. I don't know how they taste. New crayons are stupid which is why you should steal little kid's crayons because they are nice and used. Ack. It's saturday already. I started this entry on friday. God dammit. Sleep now. Bye. # Wednesday, August 21, 2002 ( 11:54 AM ) I'm still listening to the sex pistols. I feel like naming a cat Sid Vicious. Wouldn't that be a killer name for a cat? I think so. Except my grandmother's ex-husband's name is Sid and he's quite annoying. So maybe I'll wait till he dies or until I move out. But Sid Vicious would have to be a strong, big cat. Johnny Rotten could be smaller. I'm off to Kari's now. I hope she'll give me lunch. lateri # Tuesday, August 20, 2002 ( 9:02 PM ) .GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. I like the sex pistols. Mark burned me a CD. It's nice. We had spaghettios today. YUM. I should probably start eating and sleeping regularly. Today I will go to bed between 10:30 and 10:45. Yum. I just had lasagne. I ate a little more than usual so it would be all gone and we wouldn't have leftovers again. I don't like Incubus they're coming to the assembly hall. People keep telling me. BUT I ALREADY KNOW. So everyone who's telling me can get the fuck out of my life. Ok? Hometown Hero is coming, I'd go for them. I like singing along to their song it's nice and sort of sad. Yay. Tomorrow I get to hang out with Kari. We will go swimming and play the SIMS and maybe watch the frogs. GOODY! I should shower soon. Then I can read my mystery book. Yay. # Monday, August 19, 2002 ( 8:46 PM ) Today, Tess, Mike a. (the As), Benjer, Sara, Mark and I all walked around campus. Then Sara left. The the As, Benjer, Mark and I were walking around and we passed these mini people and the little boy's shirt said MICROS. So we laughed and they stuck out our tongue so they were flicked off. I didn't do anything, I am dissapointed. I should have told them to suck my dick. Oh wait-- that's impossible-- DAMN. This band gave us a flyer and asked us if we were 18 their name was "FAKE." Mike asked what it was so I told him it was Pussy, so now we call them "the pussy parade." Good times. Then we rented Sugar & Spice and bussed to my house to watch it. We watched it, then ben left. And we ouija boarded (unsuccessfully). Then Tess left and we had fun with bondage barbie. Then dinner was ready so Mike a. and Mark left. Today, for the first time in my life, I watched Jerry Springer. It was trasheriffic. The new Stroke 9 song is on, "100 Girls." Anyways... lateri # Sunday, August 18, 2002 ( 11:49 PM ) My cat just came in. I say weird stuff when I'm alone. I'll try to remember it next time I start talking to myself. It's quite random. Tomorrow me and some buddies are going to delights. I've been in a state of mild distraction recently. It's getting bad, I hope I don't have Alzheimers. I don't really listen to what people say. I think it's my dad's fault because he talks to me and scolds me and I tune him out. But the better at that I get the less I listen to the people who matter, like Jimmy Fallon, and my friends. It better stop before school. Which starts the 26th by the way. That bothers me. I had hopes of it starting never, I feel like it's july. My birthday is rapidly approaching. I need to get back on the false sleep schedule that is "good" for school (10:00pm-7am) but what I usually get is (11:00pm-6:38). Ugh. Inner limits is 2 hours tonight. I love Drew Patterson (in a friendly way). Nevermind, nevermind. I like the song "I just wanna be with you/ I just wanna kick in your face." Anyways... I need to go to sleep. # ( 5:12 PM ) My mom is making a pie and there is hot air blowing up at my window that is apple scented. It smells yummy. I took down the kiddy posters in my room. I was planning to put my art stuff up. But I am having trouble deciding where to place stuff since nothing is the size i want it to be. I asked my dad for advice and he told me that since my wallpaper is so crappy I can do what I want. Which is good, since that's what I was planning to do. I am taking a break from cleaning my room. I organized my notebook drawer, I did that last week, my 8 year old musings aren't nearly as funny as Kari's. I found my bus pass which makes me happy since I dumbly missplaced it. It turned up in my bag -- WOW -- just like it does everytime I lose it. But I never look there, I always panic for a bit then search my desk then I look in the last bag I used and WOW it's always there. # ( 12:25 PM ) WHOA. Yesterday I went to my former babysitter's wedding. Kari was in attendance. It was in the union. We had oodles of fun running around the union. We found out that if you touch the dart game it honks at you. Kari and I got bouquets. I caught mine. Then my mom told me about how sometimes... nevermind. But it was ok since the boy who caught the garter was like 3. The bride's sister(who was ALSO my babysitter)'s husband was trying to set me up with this "handsome" cousin of the groom. But he never materialized which is good. Because instead Kari and I found this awesome couch and were hopping on it. Kari got an ice cube stuck to her tongue. It was funny. Anyways. I need to clean my room and get dressed otherwise my dad will get mad and start blaming my messy room on my inability to find anything (which is not the case). i dont get it either # Saturday, August 17, 2002 ( 2:28 PM ) I forgot to mention my new category on the side ---> it's the nameless picture. I don't know what to call this category but, I figured I'd kick it off with Liz Taylor in a "prom" dress. So now, it's a contest. Email me because I can't think of a name myself. # ( 2:16 PM ) Hello. I just had a guitar lesson. It was fun because we didn't do as much rythm as normal and the little bit we did I could do. YAY! Now I am learning powerchords. Sean was making fun of my hate for rythm exercises. Today I got my hair chopped. Now I can see. The haircutter was very nice and she spritzed some stuff on my hair but then I felt like a coconut. ALAS. This afternoon and evening I'm attending a wedding. Kari will be there. When I went to C.V. Loyddes for my guitar lesson no one was there and then the tall guy with glasses appeared and I was like "wow, someone's here" and he was like "grunt." I wonder what they do in that back room. I'm pretty sure a shower is needed so I'll be on my way now. Lateri. # Friday, August 16, 2002 ( 11:43 PM ) nevermind. # ( 10:48 PM ) Hello. That didn't work very well, did it? Oh well. Today, Mark came over and we had spaghettios then ariana came over. We didn't do much. We walked around a lot. I tried on some plaid doc martens. I'd like to say that they made me feel something deep down, but I can't really think of anything. Oh well. I just visited kari (who is back) and I was reading her diaries from when she was eight. Apparently she was an Alin [she meant alien but she wrote alin]. It made me laugh really hard, I guess you had to be there. Today as Ariana, Mark and I were walking down the street to my house who did we see but Billy kneeling by his driveway doing god-knows-what. I cheerfully said hello and introduced my buddies. But he was pretty grumpy. Maybe some lightning hit one of his dogs. Oh well. I need to find out when school starts otherwise I might miss it altoghether. Tomorrow I go to wedding and get my hair cut. yay. girls. yum. # Thursday, August 15, 2002 ( 8:59 PM )
# ( 11:41 AM ) Ugh. Today I went to the book bar. I saw ben there. I think I've finally convinced him that the lead singer of drowning pool is dead. Ben went to ozzfest. Yesterday I had a fever of 102. But today I'm back to "normal." I washed my hair yesterday now it smells like blood. I think it's the dye. At the book bar I saw all these people that I didn't feel like talking to (actually only a few). I think I saw some of the subbies. I got my pictures from camp and spring break developed. Sadly, in many of the camp pictures people have scary red eye. Why does red eye occur and how do you prevent it? Suprisingly, the magnet *porn* turned out well. Nevermind. I think I'm going to get my hair cut on saturday, it is bothering me. lateri # Wednesday, August 14, 2002 ( 5:43 PM ) Rawr. Today I slept a lot. Right now, I'm groggy. I took a nap today, it was difficult with the birds cheeping. While I was waiting for sleep I made up this rhyme about how I hated the birds and wished they'd shut up. Sadly, I forgot it. Someone called me but they hung up just before I picked up the phone... was it you? My cat is hanging out with me. lateri???? # Tuesday, August 13, 2002 ( 5:48 PM ) hmmm.... I wrote that last entry at like 1:39 but I didn't bother posting it... oh well. I like this weather. I road to kari's and fed her fish and watered the pot[ted] plant. Then I stopped by benjer's and returned almost famous which I watched the rest of with Tess and Mike a. No one was home so I dropped it in the mail slot. When I got home I felt like the air (which happens to be humid) was getting to me so I took off my shirt, this helped the problem. Now I feel like [w]rapping myself in a sheet and lying in the backyard and reading mysteries while listening to some music. This should be great fun. lateri! # ( 4:32 PM ) Last night I had a splendid time hanging out with... myself. It was killer. I listened to loveline, brushed my hair (which I have been neglecting) and read fiction in magazines. Loveline was funny since they were making fun of Anna Nicole Smith (I only watched her show once) for once they sounded semi-smart. I think my shampoo smells like blood (I was trying to brush the scent out of my hair), but doesn't just about everything these days? Sadly, about ten minutes to one my dad told me to get to sleep so I had to turn off the radio in the middle of a very strange story. # Monday, August 12, 2002 ( 11:11 PM ) Evilness of all evilness has occured. Avril Lavigne was humped on hump it or dump it. I dumped it. Argh. Now I have a big ball of fiery anger inside me. However will I get it out? On a happier note mark called me and he's coming back thursday or friday or something. Yay. I found my bus pass (it was lost for five minutes). Anyways... I practiced hitting today and I have a blister. I hope Kari's fish doesn't die. grandpa dropped his glasses in a pot of dye and when he put them on again he saw a purple sky... # ( 6:15 PM ) Today I married Tess and Mike a. They were already married, but I married them more. Then we went to ben's house and watched part of almost famous. It seems like ben's house is a very "in" place for honeymooners who are "out." Wait! Not coming out, I meant "out" as in not "in." Nevermind. My dad is coming home soon so he can take me to the library and I can return the slayer CD. He is trying to convince me to bike but I don't feel like it. Yay. Now I have plans to go bother the convienence store guys on wednesday. Double yay: today I got the stuff the lady at amnesty international sent me for starting a group. And this dude from the U of I group might be willing to speak. Triple yay. lateri! # Sunday, August 11, 2002 ( 11:08 PM ) My toe is in critical condition. My nose itches but I'm wearing clean socks!!!!! # ( 10:18 PM ) I just went to this film at the new art theater with my parents. It was in French, I thought it would be cool. Alas it made me want to rip out my eyes so I wouldn't have to watch it anymore. It took place during the french revolution and had great potential... but it ended up being full of french revolution politics and brocade. They could have had at least 20 awesome giuolltine scenes but alas, none at all. The best part was when they had this head on a spike... *later on* I am sad. My dad made me clean my under bed. It was very traumatic and to top it off inner limits came on which usually makes me happy but it was this sad song about sleeping to long and missing your favorite song... *tear* Anyways, I'm going to call drew patterson... heehee he's gonna end with linger longer at midnight. yay. anyways.... my underbed is clean my nose is sniffily and i learned how to roast a chicken # ( 3:16 PM ) Gee... this better work. # |
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