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And here by "diploma mill", I'm going by the federal definition of "little or no".

We have five schools. Each operates differently. Which of these five is your diploma mill of choice?

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School 1 operates by having its students write a short dissertation/thesis. Degrees are awarded on a creative essay. Anything you write is acceptable. You'll get passed through no matter the content. At this school they're passing you through, but at least you'll get the chance to exercise some creative talent for your degree.

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School 2 grants degrees on a single test. You complete the test and get your degree. This school may hold you to a standard.

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School 3 will make you read a book for it, but won't test you on the material afterward. At this school you might learn something.

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School 4 will award you a degree on a power point presentation. You'll get the chance to make a creative power point presentation of your past work to show to your instructors.

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School 5 awards degrees based on accumulated credit transfer from previous schools. No coursework or interviews at this at this school. Fill out some forms and off you go.

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School 6 will award a degree based on a telephone call. They call you up and ask you "What have you done in your life?" After you tell them about yourself they reply "Well, I find you qualified."

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[quote=RespectableGent]
And here by "diploma mill", I'm going by the federal definition of "little or no".
We have five schools. Each operates differently. Which of these five is your diploma mill of choice?

The ones where RCD, Gus & Puffman purchased their 'degrees'.

I want the one where you get 15 friends to do all the work for you and then proclaim yourself an expert in an entirely different field.

Of course Ham's impeccable, fabulous credentials :cool:need no upgrade...but if he still had no degree, he would surely opt for his favorite mill...université francophone Robert de Sorbon alternatively called Ecole Supérieure Robert de Sorbon.
First of all, they got a host of brands to award a degree.
Second, they have a division in charge of evaluating credentials freshly out of the shopping cart.
Third, no conventional moron can understand what the hell they are about.
Fourth, if having spurious degrees awarded following a dubious interpretation of the UK education act was cool, having a degree awarded on the basis of a French law that was intended to have French law reflect the Euro currency is absolutely awesome...

ham Wrote:Of course Ham's impeccable, fabulous credentials :cool:need no upgrade...but if he still had no degree, he would surely opt for his favorite mill...université francophone Robert de Sorbon alternatively called Ecole Supérieure Robert de Sorbon.
First of all, they got a host of brands to award a degree.
Second, they have a division in charge of evaluating credentials freshly out of the shopping cart.
Third, no conventional moron can understand what the hell they are about.
Fourth, if having spurious degrees awarded following a dubious interpretation of the UK education act was cool, having a degree awarded on the basis of a French law that was intended to have French law reflect the Euro currency is absolutely awesome...

And - with such comments you may end up sharing a cell with G-G, AC and that well known truck driver!

ham Wrote:Of course Ham's impeccable, fabulous credentials :cool:need no upgrade...but if he still had no degree, he would surely opt for his favorite mill...université francophone Robert de Sorbon alternatively called Ecole Supérieure Robert de Sorbon.
First of all, they got a host of brands to award a degree.
Second, they have a division in charge of evaluating credentials freshly out of the shopping cart.
Third, no conventional moron can understand what the hell they are about.
Fourth, if having spurious degrees awarded following a dubious interpretation of the UK education act was cool, having a degree awarded on the basis of a French law that was intended to have French law reflect the Euro currency is absolutely awesome...

Don't forget the cool Robert de Sorbon hat that they were giving away last year.

ham Wrote:Of course Ham's impeccable, fabulous credentials :cool:need no upgrade...but if he still had no degree, he would surely opt for his favorite mill...université francophone Robert de Sorbon alternatively called Ecole Supérieure Robert de Sorbon.
First of all, they got a host of brands to award a degree.
Second, they have a division in charge of evaluating credentials freshly out of the shopping cart.
Third, no conventional moron can understand what the hell they are about. Fourth, if having spurious degrees awarded following a dubious interpretation of the UK education act was cool, having a degree awarded on the basis of a French law that was intended to have French law reflect the Euro currency is absolutely awesome

Obviously I was mistaken! I thought this forum was all about Distance Learning Truth - not about Mr Mole's obsession with ESRB or KU!!!!!!!!
Please attempt to write something intelligent Mr Mole.

I won't bite, sorry.

ham Wrote:I won't bite, sorry.

Okay, but I find it incomprehensible that you chose to write in the way you do without any evidence and expect readers here to believe you. All very much in the mould of RCD, G-G, AC & Puffman! Expect you also write/phone/email/visit employers and report on the dubious degrees claimed by their staff?

Quote:write in the way you do without any evidence and expect readers here to believe you

You mean as in...

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About the Integrity of our process

The degree that the Ecole Supérieure Robert de Sorbon may grant is a "Certificat issu par un Etablissement d'Enseignement Supérieur Privé" as defined by the Ordonnance nº 2000-916 du 19 septembre 2000 art. 3 Journal Officiel du 22 septembre 2000 en vigueur le 1er janvier 2002)

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Article 3 En savoir plus sur cet article...

Dans tous les textes législatifs prévoyant des amendes ou d'autres sanctions pécuniaires ou y faisant référence, les montants exprimés en francs sont remplacés par des montants exprimés en euros conformément au tableau figurant en annexe I.

Les montants en francs d'amendes et de sanctions pécuniaires qui ne figurent pas dans ce tableau sont convertis aux montants en euros correspondant aux montants en francs mentionnés dans ce tableau et immédiatement inférieurs.

You mean is this the evidence that is NOT there and people are NOT supposed to believe?

PFFT!