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Congressman Bob Etheridge (D-NC) Goes CRAZY and Assaults College Student on Washington Sidewalk

WTF?  Roid rage?  Prickly heat?  
I thought he was going to kiss him, like Dennis Hopper did to Kyle MacLachlan in Blue Velvet.  

Is Etheridge doing nitrous, or sniffing glue?

Play Candy Colored Clown!!

Clearly congressman Ether-itch has been possessed by the spirit of Dennis Hopper.  

A candy-colored clown they call the Congressman
Tiptoes to my room every night...

I could never watch that old show "Quantum Leap" without expecting Dean Stockwell to say, "Here's to your fuck, Frank."

Hi Congressman.  How are you?  Do you fully support the Obama agenda?



Obama?  Fuck that shit!  Pabst Blue Ribbon!

That hairline, the dark clothes, it reminds me of someone...I can't place it exactly...

Crikey!  Those Congressmen really pack a wallop!