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Who needs the news when you have Chinese animation?  

No educational content you say?  Well, all you philanderers out there, let this be a lesson for you...



Best line I've heard so far:  Police said Tiger's wife swung the club eight or nine times at the car, but when questioned she said "Put me down for a 6."

Armando Ramos Wrote:Well, all you philanderers out there...

That's like what?  Stamp collectors?   I hear he's been seen masticating in public too.

(Anyone else old enough to remember Norm Crosby?)

4Knee Kate Wrote:

Armando Ramos Wrote:Well, all you philanderers out there...

That's like what?  Stamp collectors?   I hear he's been seen masticating in public too.

(Anyone else old enough to remember Norm Crosby?)

Old enough to remember? I'm just old enough to forget.

To regurgitate, Norm Crosby is the new Leo Gorcey. I depreciate it.

What are you incinerating? I'm sure Norm Crosby has had a tremendous effluence on many of us. This is all beyond my apprehension.

Not to spoil your fun, but the body count is up to 11 now.  We set the official over-and-under at 20.

What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?  Santa stops after three ho's.

If you have money or status, you may look like a platypus with the face of a drag queen and all the broads will go crazy about you...

ham Wrote:If you have money or status, you may look like a platypus with the face of a drag queen and all the broads will go crazy about you...

Not just broads, or so one of them says: Tell-all: Alleged mistress Loredana Jolie Ferriolo claims Tiger Woods had gay encounters

Body count now up to 16.  Does that over-and-under include all genders and species?

Herbert Spencer Wrote:We set the official over-and-under at 20.

Was that 20 or 120?  Either way, looks like overs are winners.

TIGER DIVORCE SECRETS: 121 WOMEN WHILE MARRIED TO ELIN