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Based on different threads on different boards, I get the impression that the general opinion is that the more years you use on your dissertation the better it is.

I do not at all share this opinion. In fact, I find it rather strange.

If one uses 4-10 year on a dissertation, then - heck - that dissertation should be a masterpiece, and nothing but a masterpiece.

If I were to devote 7 years, for example, to write a dissertation, then that dissertation probably would have several thousand pages. In fact; I would feel a litte ashamed, because I would feel that I was working to slow. But that's just me.

How is that for conversion to working life?

Boss: Hello employee. Can you help me with some of the work that is  lying around on my desk.

Employee: Sure thing, boss. I'll look it over, and come back to you in 2-3 years.

No offence. All honour to those who work a long time and produce a good dissertation, but it is - as I see it - nothing to BRAG about.

That's some kind of twisted logic.

Student 1: Hello, I just finished my dissertation. Took me 8 years.

Student 2: ONLY 8 years. That must be a lousy dissertation. I used 11 years.

The ridicule that is going on about people that produce their dissertation in 1-3 years is, as I see it, nonsense.

If you are effective and efficient - two key principles at least in the business world - than you can, as I see it, produce a very good dissertation in 1-3 years.
Actually masterpieces (say Wells' TIME MACHINE ) were written in a very short time...
Of course 'masterpiece' may be a handy fig leaf to cover embarrassing spots...such as unpreparedness...slow thinking etc.
For example I would NEVER begin a doctoral dissertation without having ALL the literature I need handy, possibly already examined and scanned for light-fast reference.
I met people who claimed they were in their 5th, 7th, 8th, 9th year of doctoral studies IN A TAUGHT PH.D PROGRAM!!!
Which means a sizable percentage of credits came from taught courses, not the dissertation...still they were taking so long.

I produced a few degree dissertations and it took between 2 and 3 months to complete each, getting a 'first'.
Smaller chunks allowing me to explore possibilities for bigger projects.

The fact that John Bear stands to attention in front of Janko's coffin for taking 12 years to complete a dissertation with a South African university

Quote:He began his doctoral project in 1997, and worked steadily on the project for nearly twelve years

matches the doublespeak of Bear himself describing the fleet of 'innovative' schools :rolleyes:he owned, created or promoted...which he now calls degree mills.

With proper groundwork done in advance, I surmise the minimum 2 years many universities require should be enough.
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