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Ex-Hendrix drummer John "Mitch" Mitchell died under "mysterious" circumstances in the Benson Hotel in Portland, Oregon.

Mitch Mitchell meets mysterious death

What role, if any, did Oregon's mysterious pervert Alan "Anal" Contreras play in Mitchell's demise?

This from the deviant's gay bird blog:
Quote:Other interesting birds around today were Sabine's Gulls at the Burns sewage ponds behind the fairgrounds and at Benson Pond on the refuge.
http://contrerasbirds.blogspot.com/2008/...ep-21.html

Is this some secret homospeak?  When the sodomite Contreras says "Benson Pond" is it really a coded reference to the "Benson Hotel"?

What does this depraved bureaucrat do in the "sewage ponds behind the fairgrounds"?  Is this a euphemism for Gay Al's favorite homosexual act?

Let's connect the dots, in the esteemed tradition of George Gollin and all the other cyberstalking Bear clones.  Certainly people have been sent to jail on less.
Martin Eisenstadt Wrote:Let's connect the dots, in the esteemed tradition of George Gollin and all the other cyberstalking Bear clones.  Certainly people have been sent to jail on less.

You might be on to something there, Martin.  This from Jann Wenner's personal photo collection, circa 1967:
[Image: mitch01.jpg]
Rock stars Mitch Mitchell and Jimi Hendrix are accosted by a local pervert while strolling near Benson Pond, Malheur NWR.   The pervert, identified as Salem gay Alan Contreras, vowed revenge when the pop idols refused his degenerate advances.
I wouldn't put anything past Contreras. He has taken some obscure state office and twisted its mission to promote his own personal agenda. That being said, though, complicity in a suspicious death sounds a little far-fetched.
Little Arminius Wrote:That being said, though, complicity in a suspicious death sounds a little far-fetched.

Of course.  But if you use the Gollin Standard, who cares?

I hear Noel Redding died of a broken foot...from kicking himself in the ass for quitting the band.
Albert Hidel Wrote:Of course.  But if you use the Gollin Standard, who cares?

Gollin has standards?  Who knew?
Little Arminius Wrote:I wouldn't put anything past Contreras. He has taken some obscure state office and twisted its mission to promote his own personal agenda. That being said, though, complicity in a suspicious death sounds a little far-fetched.

Now there's a topic for one of your little surveys. Which is more far-fetched,

a) a rock star dying of natural causes

b) Gay Al snuffing Mitch Mitchell, or

c) Gay Al picking on religious schools for any reason other than that they are opposed to sexual deviants like him.
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Shhh, don't tell Gay Al.  No telling what an admitted pervert and adjudicated civil rights violator might do to those leather pants.